Brisbane Slurpee 

This involves 2 girls and a guy, the guy releases his baby yogurt into one of the girls and then the other sucks it out of her vagina with a straw

Morgan: Ohh Alicia I'm so thirsty
Alicia: Lets go to 7/11 to get a Slurpee
Phil McCraken: Oh I have a better Idea, I make a mean Brisbane Slurpee

Brisbane Slurpee by Phil McCraken1234 November 14, 2009

Brisbane Moment 

1. The use of too many buses when a metro line or another higher mode of transit should be used.
2. Any image or scene depicting obscene number of buses.

I accidentally re-enacted the Brisbane Moment in my Cities: Skylines save.

Brisbane Moment by lagcom2000 March 29, 2023

brisbane bandildos 

the superior twitter groupchat. we're epic.

'wassup its the brisbane clitties'
'no its the brisbane bandildos'

brisbane bandildos by nihiilistblues April 29, 2019

Brisbane Effect 

This is an effect that appears to take place commonly within the city of Brisbane, Queensland where a couple consists of the female being overwhelmingly more attractive when compared to her boyfriend.

This is usually identified as a reacher-settler relationship however with the difference being that the female is completely ignorant of the fact she is insanely better looking then her boyfriend.

Jarrod: Damn that guy is punching well above his weight, his girlfriend is gorgeous.
Matt: That's Brisbane Effect at its finest. She doesn't even know how much better she could do.

Brisbane Effect by purplegiraffe11 August 20, 2013

Brisbane State High School 

All the people here are stuck up and either sneaker re sellers or whores. Everyone is either academically challenged because of their sports entry or absolute nerds. This school accepts emo’s, transgenders and fury’s and doesn’t care that their school literally cannot facilitate more people. Everyone thinks they’re the shit but they all look so grotty. Everyone dates around and in the school. They are so looked down upon and how embarrassing when after school they walk through the city and they pay nothing compared to all the $20k+ private schools here. #Embarrassing 🔵🔴🔵 Some stupid business includes no negations on tiktok which is bound to fail, up sneakers on instagram and this bald year 11 on tiktok talking about side hustles. This school is a failure and there are way too many nerds

“Who’s that poor looking state school over there in the blue”

“Oh that‘s Brisbane State High School, that’s that ugly acorn hair looking guy named Hein or something”

“Oh shame. Isn’t that Roman? And isn’t that the school Liam and Winston used to attend?”

Brisbane State High School by 69420blaze April 10, 2023

Brisbane Grammar School 

Brisbane Grammar School is an independent, non-denominational, day and boarding school for boys, located in Spring Hill, an inner suburb of Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. It is the oldest secondary boys school in Brisbane. Some of the Brisbane Grammar School Buildings are listed on the Queensland Heritage Register. The school is famously the best at academic performance in the state, only matching with its rival school, St Joseph's College, Gregory Terrace, which happens to be on the same street. Its sister school, Brisbane Girls Grammar School, is directly next to Brisbane Grammar. Brisbane Grammar is also part of the Greater Public Schools system. A system of Queensland's most elite boys schools (excluding Brisbane State High School (BSHS), which is co-educational). Brisbane Grammar School is also the most expensive school in the state, and the 10th most expensive in the country, with fees starting at around $30,000, as of 2018.

Yeah I go to BGS

I just got a scholarship from Brisbane Grammar School!

Brisbane Grammar School by That Scoalable Guy November 29, 2018

Brisbane State High School (BSHS)

Brisbane State High School is a partially selective, co-educational, state secondary school, located in South Brisbane, Queensland, Australia. It is a member of the Great Public Schools Association of Queensland, and the Queensland Girls' Secondary Schools Sports Association. As of 2017, the school has 3,190 students, second only to Varsity Lakes Senior School on the Gold Coast. Since the school's fantastic academic record, it has become the flagship school of the department of education and thus, directed a lot of the budget to itself. It has problems of people cheating to get their child into the school and as a result, State High has been performing a crackdown on that activity. Its rival school is supposed to be Coorparoo Secondary College, but due to a large amount of Coorparoo's funding going to State High, that rivalry is very much overlooked. State High also provides a record number of 1200 scholarships.

I go to BSHS.

My mum rented a place in west end for a month so I could get into Brisbane State High School (BSHS).

We're taking on State High this week, not keen.

Brisbane State High School (BSHS) by That Scoalable Guy November 30, 2018