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back side bonus 

The frosting that sticks on the bottom side of your donut from the donut below.
Melanie picked out a donut out of the box and received one with a little Back Side Bonus.
back side bonus by Quincerr September 30, 2012

Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee 

The panel of judges that attach a monetary reward to insane stunts performed by reckless vehicleists. Points are rewarded for:

height, length, helicopters taken down, hoes annihilated, hoes impregnated, pimps flattened, homages to Scarface made, police evaded, FBI humiliated, single file rows of, "Gouranga," shouting Hare Krishnas ploughed down, cars exploded, tanks exploded, rescue services exploded and pedestrians splattered.

The committee is currently comprised of Pope Ratzenberger, Kermit the Frog, Tinky Winky, Jerry Bruckheimer and Ringo Starr
"I came off my motorbike the other day and totally splodged a load of old ladies and the Insane Stunt Bonus Award Committee gave me £300!"

"Nice. I only got £30 last week when I accidentally reversed over that penguin."

"You probably wouldn't have got anything if it hadn't have been so endangered."

"Flightless birds are dumb."

Signing Bonus 

The reward of getting a blowjob, or having sexual intercourse right after you ask a girl to be your girlfriend.
Man it was so nice, Shelia was totally giving me blue balls until I popped the question. Best signing bonus of my life.
Signing Bonus by zeeferino October 21, 2011

street bonus 

When someone is walking around in the streets looking sexy and you treat yourself to a cheeky look.
Saw this girl with a great ass on my way to work this morning, got myself a street bonus.

I'm looking great today, street bonuses for everyone
street bonus by Salmon13 October 4, 2017

Surprise Ginger Bonus 

An extra point awarded for each ginger child appearing in photographs submitted for a scavenger hunt.
Though they had finished last in the hunt itself, the Surprise Ginger Bonus propelled them to the top.

Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!

Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!
Did you get your Comeback Stamp for the day? Get tons of bonus XP!