Guy 1: The earth is clearly flat, you don't see it rolling around, do you?

Guy 2: That's bogus! We've known that the Earth is round for millienia and pictures taken from outer space prove it!

Bogus by rupturedanus7000 March 1, 2026

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bogus jiggy

A sham. An object or action that is inappropriate. Something that doesn't function properly or live up to guarantees. It's a lemon. It causes disappointment, befuddlement, or anger. It's something that just isn't what it should be.

My date last night was a total bogus jiggy--the guy looked nothing like the pic in his online dating profile!

bogus jiggy by Bogus Jigster March 20, 2009

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bogus pisson

Very similar to a peon; some bungsnoipe who is regarded as a nobody -- usually at their place of employ, but in this case the bogus pisson can be at other locations too such as at bars, nightclubs, dance halls, etc.

This phrase came into existance from the Anthrax album "Among the Living" that was released in 1987; specifically in the song "Imitation of Life".

How many times have you heard this today?
Some bogus pisson saying 'Let's do lunch babe!'
For them this bullshit, it's their whole life;
Cut through the bullshit with a knife!

bogus pisson by Telephony December 19, 2011

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Bogus Archive

A perfect phrase to describe a situation that makes you UTTERLY flabbergasted, shocked, and speechless.

Yooo holy shit man that picture of Simon Cowell is absolute Bogus Archive, you know?
Nah dude if you don't stop this Bogus Archive right now I'm gonna go ballistic.

Bogus Archive by paythefee_ April 29, 2022

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