The Blackhole Theory

The theory that states; if a large mass of Africans are in one area at a given time the mass is so excessive that not even a white can escape from it's colossal force.

Boy 1: I'm on my way to your house. What street do you live on?
Boy 2: Well, you have to take MLK blvd to get there, but I'll tell you from there.
Boy 1: Turning around. Holy Shit...
Boy 2: Wait... Are you serious?
Boy 1: Yeah dude. No offense, but too many of 'your people' in one area can cause me to disappear off the face of the Earth. Have you never heard of The Blackhole Theory?!
Boy 2: Das Racist.

The Blackhole Theory by Their Savior January 16, 2012

Blackled 

To be tackled by a black man.

“I was through on net, but at the last second I was brutally blackled from behind.”

Blackled by Dr. Aygarra Long Chodeman May 20, 2022

blackhole vagina 

a female who has used a dildo/dick so much their vagina literally resembles a black hole. also in extreme cases the vagina gains the ability to suck up all on its path.some have even reported developing teeth, this is refered to as hacunamatata syndrome

person one: " i don't use a dildo, i actually have a life."
person 2 : "oh no you don't blackhole vagina!"

blackhole vagina by technosquid November 22, 2009

Blackhole sun 

The act of quickly straddling a sunbather’s face whilst spreading your asscheeks and placing your b-hole on the unsuspecting sunbather’s nose.

Ken was catching some rays and I couldn’t help to provide him with a Blackhole sun.

Blackhole sun by French tickler April 11, 2023

drooping blackhole 

When engaging in sexual intercourse with an oversized female, and the male member misses the female genital region, and enters a sagging layer of excess skin

awe jees her bellybotton was full of my load last night, cuz I missed her vagine, and landed it in her drooping blackhole

drooping blackhole by Chris13 February 6, 2008

Blackholing 

Dropping all forms of communication with someone you can't stand.Usually done without prior warning.
In networking, black holes refer to places in the network where incoming traffic is silently discarded (or "dropped"), without informing the source that the data did not reach its intended recipient so...

Dude 1 : Dude I don't know whats wrong with my girlfriend, she refuses to see me, she won't take my calls and she unfriended me on facebook as well!

Dude 2 : Dude, she's blackholing you.

Blackholing by kbirinder January 13, 2011

Blackhole 

A girl who's vag is SO wide and SO deep you can't see the end of it. Nothing can escape it

Matt " dude I so wanna bang that lyssa girl, I heard she'll bang anyone"

Friend " dude don't that girls a blackhole! If you value your manhood don't go near that shit!"

Blackhole by ShawtyIsA10 September 11, 2010