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beaking it 

The act of snorting illegal powders through your nostrils.
"she's on a comedown, she must have been beaking it all weekend"
beaking it by Ty Wordman July 3, 2006

Beaking out 

When you are so messed up and confused that you cannot articulate words properly and so you sound like Beaker from the Muppets.
She overslept for work again and when she got to the office her supervisor was beaking out because they were already short staffed.
Beaking out by anonymous August 22, 2021

Bird-beaking 

When you insert your thumb, index, and middle fingers into someone's anus or vagina in the shape of a bird beak. With your fingers inserted you open and close the beak while making a crowing sound.
"I was bird-beaking the crap out of your mom last night!"
Bird-beaking by Cab-adam June 18, 2013

Turtle Beaking 

The act of someone shoving their nose into someone else's foreskin. Usually occurring after ejaculation of the sperm.
Person 1: I heard that Sally and Kyle preformed the act and process of Turtle Beaking.

Person 2: Really? Why that is a rather strange way to express each others devotion towards one another.

Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer  

A parable passed down for generations describing the futility of the unintelligent to perform simple tasks.

Since ancient times, when an imbecile, ill-advised coworker or friend has attempted an assignment beyond their capabilities, they are often compared to a monkey endlessly trying to fix an engine that won't start by beating on it with a hammer, because monkeys do not possess the skills of a mechanic.
After being shown how twice, Dan never did learn how to open the fence, so it rained on him a few hours later. He was just like a Monkey Beating An Engine With A Hammer that day.

seasons' beatings

These are domestic fights that occur when friends, relatives and alcohol all mix on holidays!
Dispatch to all units in the area of 5th and Lafferty we have a large domestic fight reported, seasons' beatings!
seasons' beatings by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2020