Beached As 

when you are stuck on a beach in New Zealand, and you are a whale talking to a Seagull. Also refers to a bucket of water and a hose to get wet asap, and planktooon. Mostly this ends up in fish and chups.
On a side note, Whales cant chew.

I'm beached as bro!

Beached As by Dson001 January 8, 2009

beached shark 

Rancid pussy that smells like a wet cardboard box filled with expired bananas and sardines that has been sitting in the back of a Dominican grocery store since its last random inspection two years before.

Have you ever gone down on beached shark? No, you haven't. How can I tell? Your lower face is intact.

beached shark by Ramalishtic April 29, 2014

Beached it up 

When you take your normal day in day out routine and change a significant element of it make it all fresh and new again. Beaching it up - could be you taking your department to the beach one day to run your office and explore how the new environment changes your energy, your attitude, your perspective, your collaborations. Beaching it up could be just as simple as running a meeting where you all sit on bean bag chairs in a circle ... or hitting a deck with a glass of wine for that next production meeting.

Ryan sure Beached it Up when he took us to Crystal Cove to run our brainstorming session. I could feel the energy and passion flow by everyone around us!

Beached it up by MMartster May 20, 2017

Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems

Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me

Beached polar bear by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

beached whale 

An individual who is confined to their bed due to their morbid obesity; one who wallows in their own excrements.

"Whoa! look at that beached whale"

beached whale by ricemond December 6, 2003

Beached Whale 

Word used to describe people called Beth.

Person #1: Yo! Did you see the new girl called Beth?
Person #2: you mean beached whale?
Person #1: ya, her.

Beached Whale by TittyBuster78 September 15, 2020

beached whale 

When fecal matter in a toilet is only partly submerged in water and partially lay on the dry porcelain of the toilet bowl.

"Shit. Look at that beached whale! Sorry brown buddy, I didn't mean to let you perish like that."

beached whale by Jerome Jenkins May 10, 2006