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Skiing Mt.Baldy 

Using a woman's shaved pubic mound to launch ice cubes in the air that have been ejected from your ass at a high rate of speed; traveling down the belly,across the navel and over Mt.Baldy.
Points are given for style, sounds effects and hang time.
Some of the more adventurous players have been know to receive points by catching cubes in there mouth before the ice hits the floor.
For example: after a really sweltering day in New York City, my cousin Vic say's he's gonna go relax by Skiing Mt.Baldy.
Or: Damn your breath be stankin' dude - you been catching cubes on Mt. Baldy again?
Skiing Mt.Baldy by TenderTim February 27, 2012
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Staldy baldy

Its bald but cooler yo
All the cool kids r sayin it
Damn avert your eyes man that guy over there mustve polished his staldy baldy recently.
Staldy baldy by Soggy stu February 13, 2023

bald snatch 

A completely shaved adult pubis
Veronica: " I going to take a razor to my female and have a bald snatch".
Cynthia: "Wea - I know guys find a bald snatch a major turn-on".
bald snatch by Mr.Tissue February 22, 2018

Bald Syo 

Bald Syo is an unstoppable demon who will eat your toes and kneecaps.
ā€œYou better take that back or I’m sending Bald Syo to your house.ā€
Bald Syo by Ac_mikazekun April 24, 2019

Bald Spot Creep 

A sideways walk with one's back to the wall in order to hide one's bald spot. To do the bald spot creep, one must walk from side to side with their back toucing or facing the wall, in order to hide thier embarassing bald spot.
Joeseph: Why does Mr. Green always walk sideways with his back to the wall?
Alex: He's hiding his bald spot by never turning around. He's embarased of the thing, and soesn't want to show it to his class.
Joeseph: Ah, yes. The old bald spot creep.
Bald Spot Creep by Alex Carrera December 16, 2008

Fat Bald Sicilian 

Any man, who lives of his wife, who consistently lies and abuses women online to make himself appear to be a success. Often, these types live off woman, and complain about others who are employed. They don't work, they sponge off of girls, and harass and stalk women.
That guy over there, he's a Fat Bald Sicilian type.
Fat Bald Sicilian by Super Pseudo August 19, 2022

Bald Space Marines 

The modern character design for just about every M-rated first-person-shooter and third-person-shooter video game. It involves a bald, ridiculously muscular alpha male (space) marine with a very manly chin. Usually the personality of your average badass war hero comes with this design.
Crysis. Gears of War. Killzone. GTAIV. Mass Effect. Space Marines. All big fans of the Bald Space Marines character design.
Bald Space Marines by Miba November 2, 2009