August 8th 

People who are born in August are cute. They are so cool and chill but deep down crazy.

Person 1: when’s your birthday

Person 2 August 8th

Person 1: you must be cute

August 8th by Leo Vibessssss October 15, 2019

august 31st 

If you're born on august 31st you're the sweetest person ever. That's it. You're just the bomb-diggity.

The sweetest man to be known was born on August 31st.

august 31st by tollywogs October 19, 2019

August 25

August 25 is the day that a bad ass bitch was born and your zodiac is a Virgo aka the best Earth Sign. Being born on this day means your a caring, loving person who will do whatever is necessary for your friends but will cut any bitch

“Omg you’re born on August 25”
You: “Yeah, is that a problem for you?”

August 25 by Virgo’s are the best bitch October 17, 2019

August 12, 2036 

The heat death of the universe, according to LOUDWARD

August 12, 2036, the heat death of the universe, August 12 2036, the heat death of the universe, - LOUDWARD 🗣️🗣️🗣️

August 12, 2036 by omgwhatiswhy June 5, 2023

August 3 

August 3rd is a day where the most caring, loving, thoughtful people are born. You can pour your life out to these people and no matter what stupid stuff you tell them, they will accept you for who you are. These people are lifelong friends you would never want to lose because they are one of a kind and not a single person can replace them. No matter what, they are always right there if you need a shoulder to lean on or a person to rant to. From years of friendship to eventually being able to call them yours, these people will never abandon you.

People born on this day are literally the best people to have in your life. Never let them go because if you do, you are making the worst decision of your life.

When is your boyfriend’s birthday?
His birthday is August 3rd, he is literally the best being on Earth.

August 3 by ya.girl.d October 27, 2019

August 6th 

The person that was born on this day is one of the baddest bitches you will ever meet. They’re supportive, but don’t take disrespect. They own their shit and stick up for their friends. The have a tough shell but are very sensitive. Keep them close because you could probably lose this person if you don’t treat them well. Also, they have a very uncommon birthday.

My friend was born on August 6th.

August 6th by youcannotgetin October 17, 2019

august 30th 

the day the real bitches were born

If you were born on august 30th, you a real one. 😻

Salma: I was born on 8/30
Nasteha: you know what that means right?
Layla: it means you ain’t no fake ass hoe

august 30th by and.i.oop.sksks October 22, 2019