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augusted 

Being tortured and/or abruptly raped by some guy with some serious mental disease, e.g. a serial killer or a bored dandy collecting snuff movies. It comes from the underground cult trilogy "August Underground" of the director Fred Vogel.
Sick Guy 1:"hey, have you heard about the serial killer they caught?"
Sick Guy 2:"yeah, he was a sick bastard! I heard his victims were augusted!"
augusted by Paul Kersey September 17, 2007
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Augustember 

The eighth month of the year and in most parts of the contiguous United States, also a time for soaring temperatures, playing hookey, squeezing into an itsy bitsy bikini and finding a stretch of lakewater to float in. However, the eighth month in the year 2010 as experienced in Seattle has droopy, 59' temperatures, scattered rainshowers, cool marine air, and ads (already!) for back-to-school whatnots. Augustember, the eighth month in Seattle is really just an added fall feature. Get your back-to-school red plaid bikini and pray for hot hot heat by the time Bumbershoot rolls around!
"Hey, I hear summers in Seattle are drop-dead gorgeous!"

"Yeah, well usually true, but this year we lost August to September so our Augustember has the natives feeling a little chill."
Augustember by toutestpossible August 10, 2010
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the best guy ever he is the best everyone loves him
especially good at rugby.
person 1:hey do you know auguste?
person 2: yeah great guy very good at rugby.
auguste by the month October 27, 2019
The coolest guy who is hot and swims fast.
Wow Auguste is fast and cool and hot
Auguste by Afakename April 3, 2021
French name for guys, usually tend to hate dutch people.
Auguste was right, dutch people are the worst...
auguste by Jumpbridges May 22, 2017

Augusteyn 

Usually used as a surname;

Blue eyed boy/girl

Great lover.
Your a pretty great Augusteyn.
Augusteyn: usually the surname; he will be shy and behave rather quite at first but once comfortable shows traits of a fun, wild, funny boy/girl. usually has blue or green eyes, has brown coloured hair and has a very uncommon mixed backround. He's the type that is a master at making love, knows how to treat a girl also has a good body, very good taste in style and can put a smile on your face just by looking at you!

"Hey girl! Guess what!"
"What's up?!"
"I found an Augusteyn likes me!"

"OMG!! He's a keeper"
Augusteyn by Transition4tradition September 16, 2013
Franis waifu;)
Auguste mami ♡
Auguste by Augustesmami August 25, 2017
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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