Athlete's Dick 

To masturbate in a dirty sock, when there are no clean alternatives

Dave 'Dude, i think i got tinea on my balls'

Louis 'On your balls???'

Dave 'Athlete's dick'

Louis 'Ah...Gotta roll with the clean socks bro'

Athlete's Dick by 24KGOLDSLUMCOMPUTERWIZARD April 19, 2009

Athlete’s Gooch 

Basically, athlete’s foot running from your sphincter to your grundle. Usually has snake-like texture and the odor of a decomposing body.

Bro, did you hear Garrrry has a sever case of Athlete’s Gooch? It smells like he has the crypt keeper in a triangle hold.

Athlete’s Gooch by Gary Van Goochenstein June 13, 2018

athlete's face 

Itchy, peeling, stinky red face. Normally caused by, or associated with being, working class or lower. Poor man's skin affliction and infection, which results in soreness, redness and flakiness. Can also be caused by having a borderline alcoholic issue.

Did you see Alex Ferguson the other night? looked like he a had real bad bout of athlete's face.

athlete's face by HastonVilla November 1, 2013

Athlete’s Penis 

Term used to describe the condition of a persons manhood after it has been subjected to a long night of sexual intercourse (usually without a condom), or over-enthusiastic masturbation. Normally red, throbbing and sore to the touch.

Oli: Did you have a good time with that slut last night then?
Mark: Yeah but my dick is so sore today.
Oli: Chlamydia?
Mark: Nah mate probs just a severe case of athlete’s penis.

Athlete’s Penis by Neddie Walker November 14, 2011

Athlete's Dick 

1) A yeast infection in the male crotch area. 2) the exposure of athletes foot to the crotch area by means of said foot hitting the underwear prior to pulling them up. 3) a dry or itchy rash

John got a bad case of athlete's dick from Karen. Robert got athlete's dick from the mens locker room.

Athlete's Dick by Randel Flagg October 31, 2009

Athlete-Gamer 

An athlete who uses the skills acquired from gaming to assist him or her on the playing field in real life.

The athlete-gamer used the hand-eye coordination he learned from League of Legends to help improve his play on the baseball diamond.

Athlete-Gamer by Ghostsnypa May 5, 2014

athlete's ass

Applies to runners. People who get diarrhea while they're out running for exercise.

"Yeah, I was up this morning running my normal 5 miles, when I started to get Athlete's Ass. I thought I could hold it, but it just burst out and started to run down my leg."

athlete's ass by Anonymous September 4, 2003