A clear bag of smashed assholes 

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

A clear bag of smashed assholes by Jumpingrat September 4, 2008

urban dictionary assholes 

somebody who writes definitions on urban dictionary with the sole purpose of pissing somebody off.

man 1 dude did you see my name on urban dictionary

man 2 yah dude that was a dick move probably one of those urban dictionary assholes

urban dictionary assholes by ilovekaylamarieodellhater October 2, 2011

anchors and assholes 

Its used for an extremely difficult but almost impossible situation, but its when you finally pull threw and get the job done Anchors and assholes!

on a boat catching a 300 pound plus fish using light weight fishing equipment spending hours out on the boat and somehow finally managing to get the fish in your position, freaking anchors and assholes

anchors and assholes by flathead saunders November 20, 2010

assholism 

the art of being an ass hole

My boss has a PHD in assholism

assholism by Gina Evans February 28, 2004

do frogs have watertight assholes? 

An answer to any question which is obviously yes.

Dude: Are you shitfaced?
Guy: Do frogs have watertight assholes?

do frogs have watertight assholes? by twobitp October 13, 2006

a whole sack of assholes

it's feeling like complete shit. quite literally, you don't just have one asshole producing shit, but a whole sack of them.
or
someone who looks disgustingly beat or ugly.

Damn, I got so wasted last night i feel like a whole sack of assholes.
or
Shit, Carly is one ugly sack of assholes.

a whole sack of assholes by natalie thorne May 11, 2006

urban dictionary assholes 

urban dictionary assholes is a term for the editors of urban dictionary who can't be good sports and only publish biased definitions suited to their political leanings as can be seen by all the tea party definitions posted and by the rejection of mine. It would have been more fun if both sides had been shown, and a sign of maturity. Why is it that wimpy people tend to be libera and liberals tend top be wimpyl. coincidence? nah

A: What's Urban Dictionary?

B:Mostly a place for shits and giggles. Let's have a look...Oh this is funny. Oh this is funny, too. Hey, wait a minute, all these answers are identical. Wow, let's ubmit our own defintions

A: This should be fun

B: Hey they rejected it

A: Wow, such urban dictionary assholes!

urban dictionary assholes by urbandictionaryasshole August 29, 2010