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Shit comes out of arseholes 

When somebody you don't really like is talking rubbish.
"Did you hear Donald Trumps speech today mate?"....
"Sure did bud, shit comes out of arseholes"

dance of the flaming arseholes 

A pub game often played by members of various football clubs. Also performed by Australian servicemen. It involves seeing who can last the longest with a burning newspaper shoved up their arse.
Taken from Wikipedia:
"One of the "hallowed traditions" bestowed upon the area by sojourning sailors, eg. from Australia, was the ritualistic "Dance Of The Flamers" or "Dance Of The Flaming Arseholes" on top of the infamous toilet's roof. Compatriots on the ground would chant the signature "Haul 'em down you Zulu Warrior" song whilst the matelots performed their act."

assholism 

the act of being an asshole
you and your assholism is getting on my nerves!
assholism by inventor-X October 30, 2011

assholism 

When you fuck with someone's shit to the point that you deserve to die.
Connie Marble, you stand convicted of assholism. The proper punishment will now take place.
assholism by Surfin Bird January 3, 2008

assholism 

A term to describe the characteristics of a player.

This includes:
Knowing to make a guy/girl laugh
How to keep your other coming back
Slick language
Knowledge of body language
Manipulation of the mind.
Why do all the cute, fresh guys have to be assholes?
Because they develop assholism.
assholism by myexperience April 25, 2011

bag full of arseholes 

"he's as ugly as a bagful of arseholes"
bag full of arseholes by martin December 5, 2004