Alden is a common name for a surperior to the human race. He is godly and is better than you. If you have a girlfriend, you shallith be robbed of her, and she will instantly fall for him. Next time you see him, down, you mortal...
You: “Hey, is that Alden?”
Your sister who you are dating: “Yes”
You: Frickin’ fricker, I just started dating you...”
Your sister who you are dating: “Oh well, I’m leaving you,”
The number of times Vaush says the N-Word in any given stream. It is 420,069 to the power of infinity.
Vaush Fan: Do you know Alden’s number?
Proud Anti-Vaushite: you mean the number of times he’s defended pedophilia? Not today, Satan!
*Vaush Fan explodes from getting rekt with facts and logic”
The most gorgeous girl you can ever meet and is loving and really fun to be around but you don't want to meet her father cause he's a bad ass mother fucker and will kill you if you touch her.
Guy 1: Allene is amazing.
Guy 2: I know, I wish I could get with her :(