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Alden is a common name for a surperior to the human race. He is godly and is better than you. If you have a girlfriend, you shallith be robbed of her, and she will instantly fall for him. Next time you see him, down, you mortal...
You: “Hey, is that Alden?”
Your sister who you are dating: “Yes”
You: Frickin’ fricker, I just started dating you...”
Your sister who you are dating: “Oh well, I’m leaving you,”
Alden by MeButImBetterThanYou February 28, 2019
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The Best of theBest the finest of the finest.
A smart boy and the best friend I have known
Alden da best
Alden by Bobstone April 2, 2019
The sexiest man with th biggest penis
Man, that alden. What a great guy!
Alden by Blue44 December 5, 2017
is so hot ... i guess it runs in the family ... has the hottest cousin
oo i want that family!!!
alden by Anonymous May 27, 2003

Alden’s number 

The number of times Vaush says the N-Word in any given stream. It is 420,069 to the power of infinity.
Vaush Fan: Do you know Alden’s number?
Proud Anti-Vaushite: you mean the number of times he’s defended pedophilia? Not today, Satan!
*Vaush Fan explodes from getting rekt with facts and logic”
The most gorgeous girl you can ever meet and is loving and really fun to be around but you don't want to meet her father cause he's a bad ass mother fucker and will kill you if you touch her.
Guy 1: Allene is amazing.
Guy 2: I know, I wish I could get with her :(
Allene by Drops Oner January 19, 2011