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Agreement 

Girl: Tommy, lets make an agreement. I call the key lime, you get the pudding.

Guy: Okay. *Inside head: HELL YESSSS*
Agreement by PlatypusFTW February 26, 2012

Oral Agreement 

If you seen the chappelle show it is something like the sex contract, but without an actuall paper document. It's when a girl doesn't want her boyfriend to have sex on spring break so she makes an agreement with him, coming to conclusion they can only have oral sex with other people.
Thow Thow: "did you say something about an oral agreement."
Lawdogg: "Yeah!! It's cool right?"
Thow Thow: (thinking in his head) "This bitch is crazy!!"
Lawdogg: (thinking in her head) "I am gonna get soooo many guys to eat my pussy on springbreak!!!WOO!! '04 '04!!!"
Insane V, Griz and FJ: (Laughing in the background)
Luda: (Strummin off in the background)
Hulk: "RAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! Skank Bitches!!!"
Luda: (thinking in his head) "I think i am gonna slip Lawdogg the sleepy slipper!!"
Oral Agreement by Insane V April 23, 2004

Thailand Agreement 

When a girlfriend and boyfriend agree to an open relationship whilst the boyfriend is in Thailand. This agreement allows both parties to hook up with WHOEVER they want during this holiday period. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Friend 1: Why are you hooking up with that sexy random?
Friend 2: Me and my boyfriend have a Thailand agreement.
Friend 1: Oh you can totally hook up with whoever you want... no exclusions.
Thailand Agreement by angrygf February 12, 2010

post-nuptial agreement 

invented by the royal family of Denmark in 2006 as an insurance policy against the greedy spendthrift Crown Princess Mary. The agreement supplants the prenup signed by Mary and Crown Prince Frederik of Denmark, removing from the "princess" the right to occupy one of the family's fabled palaces.
Crown Princess Mary's family, the Boganson tribe of Hobart, are devastated by the news of the post-nuptial agreement - it sets back their designs on the contents of the Danish treasury...
post-nuptial agreement by Miggly December 6, 2006

Sexual agreement 

when both parties are in agreement to get down to it
are we in sexual agreement, let's finalise on the details
Sexual agreement by jaffaw July 16, 2009

top agreement 

a nonverbal agreement between acquaintances, or in rare situation strangers in which they put each other in there myspace top friends for the main reason of filling up space.
thisguy: i didnt know bre and travis where such good friends

thatguy: there not

thisguy: then why are they on each others top friends?

thatguy: thats just a top agreement
top agreement by travispierre February 2, 2009