absolutely not 

no but more than no, so absolutely not

ava- “can i stay longer”
mom- “ABSOLUTELY NOT”

absolutely not by _johnxcena_ August 5, 2020

y'absolutely 

Contraction for 'yes, absolutely!'

Dan: Penny, can i call you?

Penny: Y'absolutely!

y'absolutely by Tiggerdell February 21, 2011

Your absolutely right 

1. What 'you're absolutely right' looks like when you say it sarcastically to someone who's probably giving you advise you've probably heard (and ignored) multiple times before, or they just don't know what they're talking about.

2. Your idea of what's right. Your ideology. Your NORMVL.

3. Derived from /you're absolutely right/, just without the apostrophe and the 'e', which turns it into "your", which suggests ownership, so 'Your' idea of what's 'absolutely right'. "My absolutely right".

Dude 1: Bru I think if you made just one trap song, just one, I promise people will really mess with your stuff.

Dude 2: Oh yeah! Damn, your absolutely right Dude 1!

Your absolutely right by Lwansta May 21, 2018

absolutely not 

Decisively declining

Absolutely not!!

absolutely not by Hercolena Oliver January 12, 2009

Absolutely Free 

The phrase uttered by Dane Cook seperating it from it's close companion, free. Free- something that appears to be free (according to the English language) but has hidden fees. (shipping, tax, ect.) where as absolutely free is the closest thing resembling the English word free, while actually being 100 percent free of cost

1: dude I got scammed. I got a free garden thing at midnight but I still had to pay freakin 7.50$

2: Ya. FREE. If it's "free" it's not costless. "Absolutely free" is costless. U got jacked

Absolutely Free by The one #3 October 26, 2009

Absolutely perfect 

My bae bae

Maddie is absolutely perfect!!!

Absolutely perfect by Sambobway3388 February 13, 2019

Absolutely Nothing 

Women's way of saying she has nothing but yet everything.

I have absolutely nothing to wear.

Absolutely Nothing by hammylein May 29, 2018