2 guys in a hot tub 

There are two male homo sapiens in a relaxation machine called a hot tub, maintaining a distance of 5 feet from each other because they have no sexual/romantic desire with each other which is referred in a term of homosexuality or being gay.

2 guys in a hot tub, 5 ft apart cuz they're not gay

2 guys in a hot tub by Xyndicate May 14, 2018

Dog In A Bath Tub 

This is a proper name for when you attempt to insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath.

I tried like hell to pull off a Dog In A Bath Tub on Suzy, but her queaf threw my balance off.

Dog In A Bath Tub by Harry Ballsonya March 19, 2003

two dogs in a bath tub 

When you try to stuff a set of nuts in a woman's asshole. In turn is as impossible as washing "two dogs in a bath tub".

"This bitch's ass was so loose that I had to give her the two dogs in a bath tub treatment."

two dogs in a bath tub by jgf July 19, 2006

2 bros chillin in a hot tub 

i know what your thinking, you think that 2 bros chillin in a hot tub is gay BUT dont worry they were 5 feet apart cause they’re not gay

guy 1 “hey wanna chill in the hot tub”
guy 2 “sure but we have to be 5 feet apart”
guy 1 “yea ofcores”
guy 2 “2 bros chillin in a hot tub”
guy 1 “5 feet apart cause they’re not gayyy”

2 bros chillin in a hot tub by ching chong asshat April 18, 2020

Dog In A Bath Tub 

It means a dog in a bath tub.

Look at that dog in a bath tub!

Dog In A Bath Tub by latiaslatios November 16, 2016

Two guys naked in a hot tub 

Something that starts as a good idea, but then becomes akward, embarassing or otherwise a bad or stupid idea.

Man #1: So much for your great idea...
Man #2: Yeah, this really turned into two guys naked in a hot tub

Two guys naked in a hot tub by Insert Page Down June 25, 2009

Poaching a Hot Tub 

1: The act of searching for a hot tub in a nearby area and doing whatever it takes to get in it...whether it be jumping fences or avoiding mean dogs or hotel security.
2: Not stealing a hot tub; more like stealing and enjoying the hot water and company of friends. Taking what you wish was yours.

"Hey man, we gonna go poach a hot tub tonight?"
"So steal it?"
"Nooo! go find one and drink some brews in a nice hot tub, that isn't ours."
"Then hell yeah, we are definitely Poaching a Hot Tub tonight!!"

Poaching a Hot Tub by wildchildwiththeredhair December 18, 2012