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RC Cola and a Moon Pie 

Life is good! Things don't get much better than this!
My wife's pregnancie test was positive, my stocks up $11,000 overnight! Man O' Man!...my life is a RC Cola and a Moon Pie!

A Portland pie

When a street urchin smashes out all the windows of your car coating the interior with broken glass/“pie crust” then drops a

duece/“pie filling” all over the inside of your vehicle and leaves it to bake in the sun.
I went in the store for 15 minutes and when i came out someone had turned my ford escape into a Portland pie.

Mac Pie A La Mode 

The Mac Pie A La Mode is a MacDonalds apple pie (or other kind of pie like wildberry) and a McFlurry eaten together in harmony.

Step 1: Purchase 1 or 2 pies (2 pies if your going for the value menu) and a plain McFlurry (no condements like smarties).

Step 2: Depending on how you would like to enjoy your Mac Pie A La Mode, you can take a chunk of pie and scoop some ice cream or (as I like to do it) make a hole in the center of the McFlurry and insert the pie, and taking scoops of ice cream and pie at the same time.
*There are other variations of the Mac Pie A La Mode such as mixing the pie in with the ice cream.
Person 1: "I want something for dessert that cheap and tastes great. What should I get"

Person 2: "You should get a Mac Pie A La Mode"

Person 1: "What the hell is that?"

Person 2: "It's the best damn dessert in the world!"
Mac Pie A La Mode by SkaterK December 27, 2007

high as a nigga pie 

when your so ripped that you find daytime television entertaining
whoaa check that guy out hes as high as nigga pie
high as a nigga pie by Fitz October 9, 2003

a hungarian pie 

i just had a hungarian pie.
yeah? how was it.
it was pretty good
a hungarian pie by justinsannin October 23, 2009

head like a dropped pie 

Australian slang for an unattractive face.

A pie dropped on the ground is an unattractive mess. As is an ugly face.
Bloke 1: Check out the tits on that chick!!! Sonya!
Bloke 2: Yeah, but she's got a head like a dropped pie. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.