would you like a cookie or a medal? 

something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place

JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie

would you like a cookie or a medal? by Aaron Frattle January 18, 2008

Would you like some fries with that shake? 

A blonde's first words after 4 years of collage!

Blonde: Would you like some fries with that shake?

Would you like some fries with that shake? by Gamemastertricks May 6, 2013

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You?

A man named ottertots_ made this word up on the spot. Some fuck head thinks otherwise. Well he’s fucking wrong

“Would you like a side of fucks I can give you?”

Would You Like A Side Of Fucks I Can Give You? by ottertots_ November 11, 2020

would you like to rate our app? 

people normally ignore this even if they like the app. or they get upset

Would you like to rate our app?

would you like to rate our app? by true bread September 9, 2022

Would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes 

A phrase used to point out when someone fails to convey their message in a nonsensical way comedically. Can be due to poor grasp of language.

"Stacey's being mean to me, Stacey!" Could be responded to with "would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes?"

Would you like some cornflakes with your cornflakes by FromTheBottomOfMyHeart January 16, 2024

Would you like some fries with that shake? 

A reference to a song by Parliament-Funkadelic leader George Clinton. Which in turn was referenced in the 1997 children's film Good Burger. Sometimes the phrase is mistaken to be a sexual reference, but it is not. It instead references combo meals at fast food restaurants. The phrase is a male asking a woman to go on a date. So instead of just being a solo shake, a reference to feminine hips, he's asking as a hearty spud himself if they can be a combo. Due to the joke's fast food theme, it implies that the male is asking to take her out to lunch.

Dude: Would you like some fries with that shake?
Dudette: Sure, but only if you take me out for a good burger.

Would you like some fries with that shake? by EssexYSexon April 12, 2024

would you like some manure? 

To ask a person if they want the dirty shit they deserve.

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MANURE?

would you like some manure? by fctrgyhuxdg April 22, 2025