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Tighty-whities 

Super soft and comfortable white briefs commonly worn by boys and men if they love them so much.

If you’re going to high school, don’t wear them and if you do, don’t get caught wearing them. You can and will get more than you bargained for. If you get caught wearing them, the following can happen:
-Wedgies (regular, extremely painful massive, hanging and atomic)
-Swirlies
-Being pantsed (sometimes in front of your crush and her friends)
-Having your clothes taken and being forced to run around the school in your tighty whities while everyone records you on their phones so they can put it on their Snapchat story.

So wear boxers while going to high school or wear tighty whities if you’re okay with that the following list^^^
Tighty-whities are very soft and comfortable white briefs I used to enjoy wearing.

I wore tighty whities every day until I was in high school. While changing in gym, the cool boxer wearing guys saw my tighty whities and immediately ran over to me and gave me the worst Wedgie imaginable followed by a swirly.

Later on while going to tell my crush who was out of my league how I feel, the same guys pull down my pants, revealing my tighty whities and she was staring at my tighty whities while I was also having a boner.

After that, my shirt was removed and taken along with my pants and the guys forced me to run around the entire school in my tighty whities while everyone laughed as they watched and filmed me on their phones. I looked on Snapchat later and saw many put it on their story.
Tighty-whities by CwissyHolotoe October 30, 2019
Whitty is a character from a mod of the game Friday Night Funkin. He has an appearance of a bomb, despite being 20% human. He’s known to be attractive because of his songs, and his overall appearance. IM DONE BEING PROFESSIONALBI LOVE YOU WHITT YLETS KISS RNRNRNNRNRNRNRNRNRNRNRNRN (whitty creator is sock.clip on instagram)
Whitty is so hot!
Omg I know right!
Pffff he’s a bomb!
A hot one!
Whitty by tj0630 April 8, 2021
Whitnie is the type of person who will use every inch of her heart to make sure you won't feel an ounce of pain. She is sweet, kind, hilarious, and intelligent.
Whitnie, my mother, is the best thing to have in your life!
Whitnie by Lil.Bit May 16, 2016

whitnicorn 

A mythical female creature who is intelligent, driven, hilariously funny, and very attractive. This creature possesses an array of traits that are typically only found in dreams.
"Where is my whitnicorn? I keep going out with all these losers!"

"I refuse to settle... I'm not giving up until I find my whitnicorn."
whitnicorn by erawnhoj February 20, 2009

whiting out a dime 

An expression that is said when you are feeling rich with money .
Shawn ; "I got my pay check today !"

Jon ; "Wow dude ! you're whiting out a dime with that amount of money ."

Whiting Out a Dime 

A sentence used to express having a copious amount of money. As if you have enough money that defacing, or whiting out small amounts of currency would have no effect on your financial state.
Jacob: Hey, Brandon! My mom raised my allowance to $15 today! I'm whiting out a dime on this one!
Whiting Out a Dime by chelsea- June 23, 2009

t'whittle 

v. to edit a finished Tweet or SMS text message with the goal of reducing the content to 140 characters or less.

cont.: "text" and "whittle".
1. Conversational:

Bill: Are you still sending that text message? What's taking so long?
Sam: I have to t'whittle it.

2. The message:

Good Morning! I saw you last night but didn't get a chance to say "Hi!" I hope your trip was successful and that you'll be joining us this Saturday at Phil and Jenny's place after the kids finish their rehearsal.

is t'whittled to become:

G'morning! Saw you last night from afar, hope your trip was good. We're @ Phil and Jenny's this Sat. after rehearsal, you?
t'whittle by ctrlU November 11, 2011