driving while blind 

This is operating a motor vehicle in an extremely intoxicated state.

Man, look at this sarge, that guy, blew a .38 BAT, we should have arrested him for driving while blind!

driving while blind by I, Wreckerrr April 13, 2021

Been watching you for quite a while now 

Used when you need to inform someone that they have been watched for quite a while

Person 1: Hey you
Person 2: Oi what do you want?
Person 1: I've been watching you for quite a while now ok

Been watching you for quite a while now by DanielFromSL September 8, 2018

eating baked beans while watching cars two 

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."

"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."

eating baked beans while watching cars two by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019

fake it while you snake it 

A phrase describing what is necessary when infiltrating an organization as you pretend you are qualified to work there.

I slipped into the role of a White House Advisor knowing sure as shit I needed to employ “fake it while you snake it” to get some insider intel about the Orange One!

fake it while you snake it by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

remains sexy while doing so 

A phrase that can be added to any headline involving somebody, (usually a celebrity), who can be 'doing' anything yet it does not impede on their inherent sexiness; this person has a special tendency to remain sexy in situations where others would look a hot mess.
Originated from the Oh No They Didn't Live Journal community, where headlines about the rapper T.I. are usually concluded with the phrase.

T.I. appears in court, remains sexy while doing so.

remains sexy while doing so by WashableMarkers October 30, 2008

Scuse me while I kiss the sky 

a single line in the late Jimi Hendrix's song Purple Haze, which has seemed to captivate millions

Purple haze all in my brain
Lately things just don’t seem the same
Actin’ funny, but I don’t know why
’scuse me while I kiss the sky

Scuse me while I kiss the sky by The Hated January 13, 2005

Quit While You're Ahead 

It's not too late to turn back while you're already in a risky position.

Quit while you're ahead, bring the discussion to a close and move on.

Quit While You're Ahead by vivianVORTECKS August 2, 2010