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A diabolical creature who is a freshman in high school. Their leader is a man who goes by the name of Toph. They enjoy spitting into each other’s mouths during track practice with the Messiah. Another hobby they are vigorously pleased with doing is unleashing toxic screams from their mouth holes that plague anyone standing close to them within a 100 meter radius. One word to describe them would be “O’Shea”.
Coach Veilleux asks “What season is it?” And everyone responds with “Track season”, but a rebellious chant wails from a weenie in the back yelling “ASS EATING SEASON”.
Weenie by anonymous June 12, 2018
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Wow sari is SUCH. a weenie
Weenie by Welovehimreally June 9, 2018
Someone who is scared. Also see pussy
The staff at the AA forums are weenies.
weenie by Rick October 21, 2004
Weenie, another word for penis,
The pelvis muscle, for ones sex purposes.
Weenie is another word, mainly used for one miniature penis, for a young lad, whose penis is the size of a chili pepper.
A moose, a cow, and horse, whose penis is larger in size.
Made for boys who I enjoy to call Pee-Wee boys.
Look at that boys weenie!
Damn bitch that weenie is the size of a fucking finger nail!
Weenie by Pee-Wee lads November 16, 2019
A bigger wimp that literally will not do anything to get around in life itself.
Look at the weenie with his thumb up his ass! What a weenie!

Hey Jimbo, look at Earl... He just sits on his ass afraid of the world. What a weenie!
Weenie by Brimanson September 18, 2012
your a weenie
you look like a weenie
your SUCH a weenie
you smell like a weenie
weenie by Bartholimue October 15, 2008
Weenie is a very sensitive guy, and it angers and saddens him that everyone isn't just as sensitive as he. An admitted male feminist, Weenie is ever vigilant against anti-progressive attitudes. Though he seldom comes into personal contact with the working classes, he keenly feels the pain of their oppression nonetheless .
Chris is such a weenie because he won't touch pho or anything little bit of asian food.
weenie by MaxWa September 19, 2007