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jerious wadsworth 

Is a being among all, with a massive cock, he’s above all, his cock is so juicy and fat that it leaks 19 gallons of sperm’ a minute, all in all jerious wadsworth is a segs god who can be gay at times,

He also analy fist people time to time…

Ross Wadsworth 

A person that impulsively challenges people to clap push-ups
Ross Wadsworth - “I’ll purchase your establishment for fifteen clap push-ups.”

Stranger - “What are you talking about?”

Ross Wadsworth - “Are you sure you aren’t just weak?”
Ross Wadsworth by 7/11 Pizza August 27, 2018

Jaxon Wadsworth 

Absolute legend in bed, always makes you cream and loves milfs
Jaxon Wadsworth by Yusin bumm February 27, 2022

Wandsworth common 

A place where the youths of Emmanuel, graveney, streatham and Clapham, Bolingbroke hang out and do drugs, Blem, fight and make out
Oi u going Wandsworth common tonight, we have bare blem

Bishop Wordsworth's School 

A grammar school in Salisbury, Wiltshire which is currently suffering a contagous infestation of Jack Wills whores. It is also rife with wild animals such as a monkey, a walrus and a slug.

Widely hated by chavs and other uneducated scum.

Also known as BWS and Bishop's.
a: I go to Bishop Wordsworth's School.
b: Oh, that explains why you look like a fag.

a: You see that walrus over there?
b: Yes, why?
a: It's why I failed Biology.

Wandsworth 

Infamous for the central green and leafy Wandsworth Common. Wandsworth is renound for its various buning mandem. Wandsworth unlike other more materialistic boroughs such as Dulwich or Clapham, is defined not by the buildings but by the people. Wandsworth is a social arena like no other. Also notorious for the deceased 'Rusts' now the up and coming 'Nisa Local', where are manner of beverages and assortments of snacks can be purchased. Wandsworth is not just a borough its simply a religion. Legend has it that the four founders of Wandsworth ingraved the legendary 'W' in to each others shaved heads. The heart of Wandsworth lives on, strong, protected by various chosen Deciples none more renound than that of a young boy who burdened the responsibility of his borough at a young and tender age, but showed great character and wisdom in guiding the borough through some of the darkest days it has seen. Praise be to Wandsworth
I was strolling leisurely through Wandsworth.

I simply love Wandsworth