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An individual that possesses an exceptionally large penis of mythological proportions, despite portraying themselves as having an unassuming personality. While they may come off as shy and timid at first, a Vango realizes its true form upon reaching the sheets. Once there, the Vango proceeds to strike fear into the hearts of those that dare oppose it through a seemingly never ending erection of girth and mass. Beware!
Girl #1: "Hey bestie, I have to tell you something crazy about the quiet kid that sits in the back of Mrs. Smith's class"
Girl #2: "OMG he's so cute what is it!? I feel like he's definitely a really sweet guy once you get to know him."
Girl #1: "BETTER! He's packing 21 Inches!! We went .46 rounds and now I'm heading to the doctor to get fitted for my wheelchair. He's a real life Vango!!!"
Girl #2: I KNEW IT! Get well soon before you go again!! Once you go Vango, you never go back...
Vango by Breakwater Beach July 17, 2021
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vanguard 

The foremost position in an army or fleet advancing into battle; the foremost or leading position in a trend or movement; those occupying a foremost position.
The vanguard of the group led their whole military to victory.
vanguard by kasabian720 October 30, 2007
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Vangover 

I have the worst vangover
Vangover by Blondie09 February 15, 2015

Vanguard girl  

A typical girl at Vanguard University of Southern California. She has wavy blonde hair, green eyes, is short, and unnaturally, rediculously, skinny. She wears baggy ripped jeans, rainbows, loves little african babies, and has an equally annoying boyfriend. She also has a tatoo on her inner wrist with a faith related saying in cursive letters, and thinks she was the first one to get it.
A Vanguard girl loves Africa, dresses bohemian, shops at urban outfitters, and has an iphone.
Vanguard girl by LexiB February 10, 2009

Vangi-Snooze 

When you talk to someone and they completely ignore you until after you try to get your point across. Usually happens between two co-workers when one does not pay attention to the other because they are in their own little world. They usually follow your last word with a quick and abrupt "huh" which at that point the initiator of the conversation has to tediously repeat himself. Sometimes this happens twice with the same main idea.
I was telling my co-worker of a funny incident that happened this past week and they just Vangi-Snoozed on me and paid me no mind.
Vangi-Snooze by mikey4179 November 27, 2010
vangelli is a person who is not apart of PSG
Are you a Vangelli?
vangelli by vangels October 1, 2020

Vangooker 

A term to refer to Vancouver which denotes its high Asian, or gook population. Similar to the term Chicongo for Chicago.
Grant: Ugh, I hate Vangooker, I want to return to Charlottetown where it is all white.
Shawn: I know right, us PEI boys aren't used to so many slant eyed people in one place.
Vangooker by HandleBrake12 November 2, 2020