drop a quarter and call my uncle 

to take a shit and make someone eat it

if he dont stop talkin shit im gonna make him when i drop a quarter and call my uncle on his asse

drop a quarter and call my uncle by t bear September 27, 2005

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle 

The speaker is so certain of a claim that if he is wrong, he will allow a negro to inseminate his sister.

If I can’t finish this keg stand, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle.

I’ll be a monkey’s uncle by Special Guest Star August 29, 2022

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother 

When it seems that almost everyone already knows whatever subject you're talking about.

It was uncanny when Randy was telling a story & it seemed that everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother already knew about it!

everybody and their uncle and their dog and their brother by Starchylde May 15, 2016

Uncle Asshole 

A relative or other pseudo-family member, not necessarily limited to uncles, who can always be counted on to say inappropriate things, express unpopular opinions, or otherwise make everyone uncomfortable at family gatherings.

"Dude, who is that guy!?" "Don't mind him, he's just my Uncle Asshole."

"You think you're Uncle Asshole is bad? MINE voted for Santorum!"

Uncle Asshole by Caroline Noire May 29, 2012

uncle abuse 

1. Hogging all the bed to the point Uncle falls on floor. 2. Crying the moment you get in the car. 3. Not eating your lunch. 4. Not eating chocolate. 5. Hitting me with your boney hands of steel.

Sean was convicted of Uncle Abuse! Sean went to juvey for Uncle Abuse. Sean is an Uncle Abuser.

uncle abuse by Uncle Eric March 20, 2019

Uncle Ag

Uncle Ag Is an American Pedophile who is known to dud and grab moobs of Babies and Fetuses. He drives around in a white van waiting for his prey to come outside so he can penetrate. He also has a signature noice that he makes when he is about to dud, the noise is owwooow

“Uncle Ag just clapped my cheeks”
“Watch out for Uncle Ag son”
“ Uncle Ag just stuck a finger in my crack”

Uncle Ag by SpeedIsSus August 11, 2022

Uncle Ag

Uncle Ag is an American Pedophile who drives a white van with kids in the back.
If uncle Ag is near you will either hear a battle cry or his famous “ owwwoooooooo”

I’m a currently in the back of uncle Ags van.
Watch out for Uncle Ag Son

Uncle Ag by SpeedIsSus August 11, 2022