Twitter by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021
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n. - the facebook "status" bar...without the rest of facebook.
v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.
v. - to waste your, my, and everyone else's time with dumbass updates that NO ONE needs to know, nor would EVER care to know.
"hey guys, i'm brushing my teeth and i didn't even have to boot up my computer to tell you! fuck yeah!"
"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"
"...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"
"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"
"i farted. it was warm. it made me smile. :}"
"...is eating a cookie. now i can sleep well at night knowing you know this!!11!1!"
"...is on twitter...and i don't know what to say. PEACE, LOVE, AND TWITTER!"
twitter by iamawordwhore April 26, 2009
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A place where twats with delusions of grandeur can write about anything mundane and trivial in their lives, all the while believing that the whole world wants to know.
Jim has no friends and no life but he regularly posts on Twitter about pretty much nothing for the whole world to read. Twitter has given Jim an entourage of random strangers and makes him feel like a rock star.
Twitter by Non-Twatterer July 17, 2009
Ok, so Twitter is a social media app that people do social media stuff on. But this one is different than the others. This one is normally fine if you have a couple k followers, but if you get too popular you get a kind of cancer called "Stan's." When that happens people basically stalk you online. And if you say something controversial or political your entire social status will collapse in on itself and explode.
" Twitter is fucking cancer "
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Twitter by DatAmazingGamer December 13, 2020
'T'ext of 'W'hat 'I'm T'hinking 'T'o 'E'veryone 'R'eading.
Online social social networking site. its what everyone over who is over 35 and trying to seem hip thinks that everyone under 25 is using. but they actually aren't.
Online social social networking site. its what everyone over who is over 35 and trying to seem hip thinks that everyone under 25 is using. but they actually aren't.
Twitter by in case you didnt know April 6, 2009