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Twitter ITK 

An football transfer news account on Twitter that pretends that they have insiders at a football club and usually tweet bullshit that their gullible followers will believe. They base their tweets from what other reports are saying and copy and paste it, or they make guesses and once every blue moon they get a deal right which somehow lures in followers.
Football mole (Twitter ITK ACCOUNT) : "Arsenal will sign Mahrez for 35m welcome to Arsenal!"

Actual reliable reports: Leicester want 50m for Mahrez, Arsenal reluctant to pay

*Ends up not happening*

Mole: Oh well the deal broke down I still have insiders and definitely not a bullshitter
Twitter ITK by sploogenut July 10, 2017
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twitter feminist 

A want-to-be feminist who just sits on her phone/computer all day and proclaims she's a feminist but never actually does anything in real life to change anything
Callie always complains, tweets and blogs about how women deserve equal rights, and how someone should change things, but she never does anything herself to help the cause because she's too lazy. Callie is a Twitter feminist.
twitter feminist by Nola37 February 1, 2015

Twitter commie 

Edgy teens that say, we should live in a communist democracy

Usually when they have A weak understanding about the subject.
Yeah, I was checking my social media, and I kept seeing this one Twitter commie in my feed

Twitterfag 

A person who constantly posts on twitter about things that no one else cares about or things that are irrelevant.
Over the past 5 minutes you have had 3 posts about your dog, 2 about your best friend, and 1 about your grades, your're such a Twitterfag.
Twitterfag by dj4800 December 18, 2011

Cherry Emoji Twitter 

that group of pretty girls online that are obsessed with megan fox, listen to lana del rey, repost videos of 90s supermodels, adore red lipstick, and they love to glamorise daddy issues and smoking. Their favourite films include; fight club, pulp fiction, lolita and jennifer's body.
whats the name of the aesthetic all the ig thots are posting about?

"cherry emoji twitter"

Big Titted Animal

A term of endearment for your loved one. Usually your loved one has big mommy milkers.

Created by Tom Segura
What’s for dinner you Big Titted Animal

twisted shits 

The intense amounts of explosive diarrhea that one feels the day after consuming large quantities of Twisted Tea. This can be any form, though the worst cases occur after one comes in contact with Twisted Tea lights.
"Hey, last night was fun, want to do it again tonight?"
"Nah dude, I have the twisted shits to the MAX."
twisted shits by Big $exy! January 31, 2020