Craig Tucker 

A character from South Park. Known for his nasal voice and general cynisim. He wears a blue hat with flaps and ties on it, which has a yellow poof ball on top. He has shiney black hair. He gets into trouble alot, usualy for flipping everyone off. He can't help it. Craig's whole family is like that. He's also gay for Tweek. Few people know this.

Craig Tucker is awesome.

Craig Tucker by Figure.10 June 1, 2009

Eric Tucker 

An attractive radio host with an extremely quirky personality and a Canadian accent.

I saw Eric Tucker at Starbucks this morning.

Eric Tucker by Angelmusic July 8, 2011

Tucker Max Fail 

Promising a groundbreaking innovative genre changing product; and then having to admit that nobody bought it, or was interested in it. An epic fail Characterized by constantly changing your story, denying that you said something you posted online only a few months before; and responding to substantive criticism by simply claiming that the critic is a loser.

Man, Windows Vista is a total Tucker Max fail!

Tucker Max Fail by mcbeerlovin July 30, 2009

Tucker telephone 

A Tucker Telephone is a torture device invented in Tucker State Prison in Arkansas, using the magneto from an old hand-crank telephone. The ground wire was attached to the big toe, the hot wire to the genitals, and crank away. A "long distance call" was an extended series of shocks. The scene depicted in the movie "Brubaker" was a good portrayal of the real practice. "Brubaker" was a realistic portrayal of life in Cummins and Tucker Prison Farms in Arkansas until the prison reforms of Gov. Winthrop Rockefeller. A variation of the Tucker Telephone was used an an interrogation tool in Viet Nam and Abu Graib using stripped-down field telephones. It is still commonly used all over the world.

"Hey, Merle! Prisoner 1531142 jest threw poop on a guard. Let's let him Phone Home on the Tucker Telephone!"

Tucker telephone by davidebert March 23, 2008

tuckered 

exhausted, tired, finished, drained, tuckered out

After that long walk she was all tuckered out.

tuckered by aphrael October 4, 2005

Turkied 

Verb. To get fingered by someone. Only applicable to women.

I got turkied at that party last night!

I'm getting turkied by my boyfriend under the table right now!

I shouldn't have dumped him, he turkied me so good!

Turkied by GettinTurkied April 1, 2011

Tucker Death Mix

Everclear, Gatorade, and Redbull. Invented by the great Tucker Max himself, and immortalized in the UT Weekend story. Usually Carried around in a camelbak at a sports event, and used to get extremeley shithoused.

Arik drank Tucker Death Mix last Saturday and woke up in the park covered in puke and dog shit.

Tucker Death Mix by Barker Gerard March 29, 2005