Dude 1: Scariest shit last night at Luke's
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: We were all joking about who had the bigger package and the
conversation really got tense. Jeff kept saying his was
the biggest and we told him there was no way. He freaked out and yelled " I have a trident dick!" and then we all lost it and couldn't stop laughing. Then he started to cry and just
whipped it out. It looked exactly like Poseidon's trident.
Dude 2: Word?
Dude1: Word.