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East Millcreek Township 

The most bad-ass city in the world. Located near the Salt Lake Valley, in Utah, this city is where all the hood rats reside. You have to be a real hard-ass, or you will simply not live long in this city. This is said to be the Compton of Utah. If you choose to come to this city, I hope you are not afraid of gunfire and gang violence, because it lurks around every corner.
Be careful going to the East Millcreek Township, that is where all the bad-ass kids that get major pussy live.

out of towners 

Town or village residents description of a person or people who are "clearly not from around these parts".
Example: Small Town Texan says to Out of Towner, "Boy, you a long way from California, you in Texan now, you Out of Towners are all the same!".
out of towners by runner1937 December 11, 2013

Vernon Township High School 

Vernon Township High School- A High School in Vernon NJ where most students that look different, be it wearing a heavy metal shirt, doc martens and not being a aberzombie preppy idiot will get you in trouble with the faculty.
It is also the high school a girl got suspended for wearing a 4chan t-shirt since 4chan is considered a terrorist cult by the faculty. Stay away if you have a sense of humor, your own individual taste, are not fully white (since they are racist), and think that a conversation about your trip to abercrombie lasting 3 giggling hours is totally stupid. "Like OHMYGOD you had to see the abs on the boy there, like like"
I went to Vernon Township High School and now suffer from cold sweats and wake up screaming that the vice principal who looks like gollum is under my bed.

Boonton Township 

A tiny town in Morris County, NJ. Full of rolling lawns, milling alpacas, which are commonly mistaken for llamas, although there are a couple llamas, too. And some sheep. There are farms, many pretty houses, an pre-k thru 8th grade school, a ridiculous amount of bears, deer, and squirrels, a mountain (supposedly haunted by an indian cult), a park, half a restaurant, half a strip mall, a private airfield, like five historic houses, some soccer fields, part of the underground railroad, a "private club" (basically a tiny muddy lake full of screaming children and leeches), a crazy rehab center (that claims to be a hospital) LOTS of treeeeees, and a bank. There is no high school, no sidewalks, no library, no streetlights, only one four way intersection (called by the locals "Four Corners"), no ice cream truck (we used to have one but they got rid of it and ruined all the little children's lives), no cell service in the majority of the town, no movie theatre, and no pizza place. The people there are old and conservative, and all own dogs. Every kid goes to the same school for at least nine years and get sick of each other. Overall, its a wonderful place to live.
Dude 1: Where do you live?

Dude 2: Boonton Township?

Dude 1: Never heard of it.

Olmsted Township

Larger than Olmsted Falls, Olmstedd Township has all the housing while Olmsted Falls has everything else. According to Mapquest, it doesn't exist so poeple tell their friends to enter Olmsted Falls for the city name instead. Olmsted Falls/Township is also commenly mistaken as North Olmsted even though they are clearly 2 different city's.
OT citizen: Hey you should come over later!
Friend: Ok what's your address?
OT citizen: 1234 Sun St. Olmsted Township. But on Mapquest you have to put Olmsted Falls
Olmsted Township by JLM982 January 16, 2011

middle township high school 

a high school in cape may county that's filled with fake bitches and a bunch of pot-smoking fuck boys. the teachers and administration care more about the dress code than the academics. there are also many gun threats. if you stay in honors and ap classes, you won't experience the ghetto population of the school
Bob: Where do you go to school?
Joe: Fucking Middle Township High School.
Bob: Man, I heard the kids that go there throw mad parties.