A total cesspool full of idiots that fight each other over nothing, heroin addicts, a shitload of liberals despite having a handfull of rednecks in every town. Tons of illegal immigrants and drunks. No jobs anywhere whatsoever and insanely high rent. Do not go here you will never get out.
Jim: Hey joe do you wanna move into cape may county?

Joe: FUCK NO. My buddy moved there ended up homeless and jobless, got hooked on heroin and od’d in the walmart bathroom.

Jim: yeah me either i got robbed every time i went outside.
by gwyxyjndijebx September 1, 2017
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