tour goggles 

When you get the hots for your fellow drum corps members; you suddenly find your fellow members attractive due to being surrounded by them all summer.

Dan: “Hi Megan!”
Megan: “Hey Buddy!”
......
Dan: “Is it just me or is Megan like really hot and thicc?!!”
Ben: “Nah man. Your just a thirsty boi. You probably have (tour goggles) for her.”

tour goggles by SPLUTAFHN6WDS December 9, 2018

Tour de Blonde

When men travel to Scandinavian and Eastern European countries to sex tourism.

Arthur do Val can’t wait to get back to São Paulo to buy his tickets to go on his own Tour de Blonde. Renan Santos is right, the Tour de Blonde is the best way experience sex tourism in the Eastern Europe.

Tour de Blonde by Bocão March 12, 2022

Tour Ratings 

A tour rating is the rating out of 10 given to the attractiveness of a woman which isn't comparible to their real life ratings.

This 'tour rating' can expect to raise by up to 6 points in extreme cases as males lower their standards significantly, usually after an extended period of alcohol consumption.

Kevan: Hey James, did one smash that girl last night?

Jamie: Oh for sure... she was hot, like an 8 (out of 10)

Kevan: A tour 8?

Jamie: Of course blad! In the real world she'd be a 3 (out of 10) at best!

Kevan: THATS... why i love 'tour ratings'

Tour Ratings by Qprboys261 January 21, 2010

tour de franzia 

contestants race to finish a bag of franzia wine, and then ride bikes.

dude what did you do to your elbow?

tour de franzia last night, bro

tour de franzia by fenderbender41 May 21, 2010

Tour of duty 

When you take a shit and clog every bathroom in your house

I just took a massive tour of duty in my house bro

Tour of duty by ppman78 August 24, 2021

tour de france 

An international sporting event for evaluating new performance enhancing drugs, blood doping, masking agents, and other forms of cheating. Also a simultaneous event in which the chemistry people try to develop testing techniques to catch the cheating from the first event. Some cycling is also apparently involved.

See: amphetamines, erythropoietin, growth hormone, steroids, testosterone

There are two types of competitors in the Tour de France -- cheaters, and those that haven't been caught (yet).

tour de france by avgfhadsfkjbvhadsfjhbv October 2, 2006

Tour Squad 

what you do at NMMI. marching around with your rifle, PT, picking up trash, etc..

man my weekends gone thanks to tour squad

Tour Squad by justonabquo April 21, 2008