Topper 

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic outcome. They've done everything you have, only more often... and better than you.

You: I got to meet Engelbert Humperdinck before the concert and I got his autograph.

Topper: Yeah, well my cousin knows his producer, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met him! Then he invited us back to his hotel room and we partied with him all night.

You: Ow. I have a a dislocated knee.

Topper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have titanium pins inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months... and I always set off the metal detectors at the airport!

Topper by VCM1973 October 20, 2010

Taco Topper 

The art of rubbing the penis on the vagina and clitoris to the point of penis orgasim.

My Taco Topper move just created a jizzivior in her belly button!

Taco Topper by SideHatchStudios March 6, 2016

Story Topper

A Story Topper is someone who tops every story with a even better version of one just told.

"Dude, i had to get this medicine for the little infection on right eyelid from my eyebrow piercing. It was crazy."


"Oh yea, last month when my friend got his eyebrow pierced it got really infected and you could see a bunch of dark green veins surrounding his eye."



"....Story Topper"

Story Topper by Amanda aka Mrs.Sneaky Butcher December 20, 2008

Gutter Topper 

The last person to have sexual intercourse with a particular orifice in a gangbang, most often referring to the last party to enter and subsequently climax in an anal gangbang scenario.

"Hey Tod, Mary just texted me and she wants us to come over for another gangbang tonight."
"Nice, if Mikes coming he is probably going to call gutter topper again, that Mike is a dirty bastard"

"Nothing quite gets me going like Gutter Topping that ass after watching all the boys plow it" -Dirty Mike

Gutter Topper by DaRealDirtyMike December 7, 2016

Dr. Topper 

Someone who has reached the absolute highest level of "one upping" or topping someone else. Only true masters of this quality, which are far a few between, acheive the prestigious title.

As Dr. Topper was in his Platinum Edition rig; checkin the weight on my new gold chain; he glaced at his rolex and noticed he better get infront of his 70" inch TV because a Kojak marathon was starting in 5 min.

Dr. Topper by WD40Fox October 24, 2019

Rocking Horse Topper 

(1) Andy Parker; (2) the opposite of a power bottom.

E.G. : a gay man (usually an andy) that rocks on top of a dick instead of taking it like a lady.

I rode my roommate Joe so hard last night he made me look like a rocking horse topper...

Rocking Horse Topper by J B B J October 27, 2011

wog tappers 

a pointed leather shoe with a typically hard sole that clicks loudly when you walk. most frequently purchased by wogs but not exclusively made for wogs.

#1: Tom, Peter and Scott constantly take a photo of there wog tappers when they get wasted and post it on Facebook

wog tappers by HawkGunner March 20, 2008