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toolshed day

The annual white person holiday on October 1st in which a game of tug of war is played and the loser gets sewn to the toolshed. If you're lucky, you'll get a visit from butterman.
Oh no! I lost the game of tug of war! Get the sewing machine.

Butterman visited you on toolshed day! No way!
toolshed day by GA Bees May 21, 2017

Tools Crazy 

The opposite of “Tools Down”. I’m flat out mate, over the top busy.
I can’t believe how busy it is. It’s Tools Crazy.
Tools Crazy by Ringo22 April 23, 2020

nigger tools

Tools that can be used for a wide array of jobs, since the right tool for the job is often not present. Most common examples include: vise-grips, crescent wrenches, and pipe wrenches.
Why don't you go buy a socket set and stop using these nigger tools!
nigger tools by Mshay May 9, 2008

Sack of Tools 

Any person who is the epitome of a Tool Bag and is most likely seen throughout the day carrying around a sack of tools. Such people usually have no friends, life, general reason to live, therefore they spend there days with a sack of tools and dream of becoming a mechanic or repairmen of some sort.

Can also be used as a verb "Carrying around a sack of tools"

Most people who carry around sacks of tools are outcasts and you do not want to be like them. Nobody likes a guy who had a sack of tools on their back.
Artur "You would think that kid likes carrying around that sack of tools"

Brian: "I Think John Pearson should be voted most likely to carry around a sack of tools"

Upon seeing a group of fags "I bet you each of those guys carry around a sack of tools on a daily basis."

"Yo whoever punch quags definitely must enjoy carrying a sack of tools
A word referring to a person with immense swag or glamour or riches
That guy is so tooshed up, he's walks with lots of swag
toosh by detoosh December 3, 2019
A mushy butt that feels amazing to squeeze it is so satisfying most people with tooshys like eating pasta with marinara sauce
Oooohhhh that felt nice, must be a tooshy