Tom

Doppelgänger of the grinch who sticks his stinky in a lot of pinkies. He sucks at fifa.

‘Oh dear, im glad im not as Tom as you’.

Tom by Parzival10 December 24, 2021

Tom

The geeky founder of Myspace who ironically has more friends than anyone in the world.

Tom gives inspiration and hope to all the computer nerds out there.

Tom by terriyaki July 15, 2006

Tom

An amazing boyfriend who loves you and cares for you. He often plays video games and he has brown hair.

Someone like him is hard to find but once you fall in love u never want to leave him. His birthday is usually in the winter and he has brown hair.

That boy is such a Tom
I know
Ninja has ligma

Tom by Sarah Knight xx 102 February 6, 2019

Tom

The man who created what will become the destroyer of the earth, better known as the addictive website MySpace. He is blamed by literally millions of people whenever an "unexpected error" occurs. Once enough (important) people become addicted to this site, society will become perpetually late and collapse in a horrendous, fiery explosion of death, destruction, and doom.

President Bush - "Dammit, Tom! MySpace had another mistake! I refuse to leave this computer until they fix it!"

Tom by Tom Knapp June 11, 2006

TOM

Time Of Month - a code word for a girl's period, disgused as a person's name (much like "Aunt Flo" or "Aunt Flow").

Jane: Do you guys want to go swimming after this?
Mary: Urg, not really. Tom's visiting this week.

TOM by k.ann.h April 27, 2006

Tom

A very handsome man who all the girls are secretly attracted too. He is usually tall, brown haired and sporty. They are quite often English and will beat you up if you ever try to fight one.

That boy is definitely a Tom.

Tom by Jajjais April 7, 2020

tom

a short way of saying tomcat (n. a sexually active male with multiple female partners, v. to seek out new female partners)

i was chillin with that tom, jerry. that mutha gets more pussy than he can shake a stick at.

tom by dj ian January 2, 2009