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toll drafting 

The act of quickly following a paying driver through a toll station before the cross member falls thus blocking your otherwise mad escape OR tailgating someone very closely through an EZ Pass lane with the same intent. This tactic can also be employed with great success exiting parking decks.
Thanks to my toll drafting skills I save over $350 dollars in tolls this year while only being hit with 2 fines worth $60 and making good time the EZ Pass lane to boot.
toll drafting by Tenacious Faulker January 22, 2009
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tally hall 

A band based in Ann Arbor, Michigan. It was formed in December of 2002. Tally Hall is under the Quack! recording label. The band members all wear different coloured ties.
Band Members;
Ross Federman (Grey Tie, Percussion)
Joe Hawley (Red Tie, Guitar/Vocals)
Rob Cantor (Yellow Tie, Guitar/Vocals)
Andrew Horowitz (Green Tie, Keyboards/Vocals)
Zubin Sedghi (Blue Tie, Bass/Vocals)

Tally Hall also makes short movies. Both music videos and skits. Their best known video is probably Banana Man which can be found on both You Tube and Albino Blacksheep. They're CD Marvin's Marvelous Mechanical Museum was released in November 2005. The tracks include Banana Man,Greener,Just Wuv,Good Day and more.
We're stereosonic
We're animatronic
We're rapping with the robo-electronic ebonics
A quick distraction
A mechanical attraction
Got a penny in your pocket for the slot
ROCK
-From Welcome to Tally Hall
tally hall by x_____retard August 21, 2006

coal toll 

When a white woman dates a black man and she gets knocked up and he leaves.
Karen paid the coal toll when Tyrone left her with a baby :)

Troll Toll 

What one must pay to get into a boy's hole.

Troll: You gotta pay the troll toll to get into this boy's hole, you gotta pay the troll toll to get in. You want this baby boy's hole, you come and pay the troll toll, you gotta pay the troll toll to get in.

Troll: Troll toll!

Baby Boy: What'd you say?!

Troll: Troll toll!

Nightman: Hey, hey, hey!

All: Troll toll~~~~~~
Troll Toll by tmfkasueshm December 9, 2008

Tally Hell Syndrome 

An illness developed by listening to too much Tally Hall and you begin to see the band in everyday life.
Example of developing Tally Hell syndrome: seeing red, yellow, blue, green and grey binder separators in one space. Reminding you of the band.

Example of mild Tally Hell syndrome: seeing black and white triangles that remind you of the album "good and evil"

Example of medium Tally Hell syndrome: seeing a sign on a school that says "NO WALL BALL" but you read it as "NO WHITE BALL" white ball is a song in the album "hawaii part II"

Example of extreme Tally Hell syndrome: YOU CANT EVEN LOOK AT A BANANA OR SEE BLACK OR WHITE WITHOUT THINKING OF IT YOU'VE GONE COMPLETELY MAD.

troll-toll

The cost of using a bridge or highway while getting to your destination. Payments are enforced by ugly pig like creatures.
During their family vacation and going thru various states the Griswalds paid troll-toll after troll-toll.
troll-toll by jpg3 November 3, 2013

burn the coal pay the toll

when a white girl has a kid with a black man and the black guy leaves her a single mother
omg tyrone left maddie a single mother!

burn the coal pay the toll 🤷 ♂️