Timmed

To be unwillingly violently slapped in the face by a throbbing cock.

Dude here's a napkin it looks like someone Timmed you.

Timmed by Maddmunkey October 21, 2015

Timmietug 

When your girlfriend comes home with a nice hot cup of Tim Horton's coffee and has been holding on to it for 20 minutes or more, her hands are very warm, borderline hot, and she reaches into your pants and jerks you off. Almost feels like the real thing.

Michelle came home from Timmie's late last night, climbed into bed and gave me a Timmietug and I blasted her in the face like a Jackson Pollock.

Timmietug by Rusty Walnuts August 18, 2017

Timmed

When somebody who doesn’t usually smoke takes way too big of a bowl, typically ending with them alone in the shadow realm in bed.

Dude you totally Timmed that bowl! Now you won’t be able to play MLB!

Timmed by Trevortimm June 6, 2022

Timmie 

Named after the most unfortunate name to be given to an individual, this is an expression used when referring to an unfortunate event or to express distaste or displeasure in a situation.

Bro1: bro I credit carded on my board and lost a nut
Bro2: that’s timmie as fuck bro

Timmie by Nannimal June 11, 2018

Timmie 

Named after the most ufortunate name known to man: Timmy- however this is a figure of speech used to express an unfortunate event or bad tidings. It may also be used to express displeasure with an unfortunate or ugly situation.

Bro 1: yo I credit carded coming off a rail and busted my nut on the top of my board
Bro 2: that’s fuckin Timmie bro

Timmie by Nannimal June 11, 2018

Tammied 

When someone sews a guy's ass-cheeks together, gives him laxatives, pierces his belly-button and nipples and attaches them by a chain and hooks the chain to a ceiling fan.

Boy Walter, you just got tammied.

Tammied by Jon Tinkleton June 11, 2006

Timmies hoe 

A girl who works at Tim Horton's

Louis: Your old lady still working at the Subway
Jeff: No man she quit that shit job now she's a Timmies hoe.

Timmies hoe by dubeswiggins November 24, 2014