Poke the coconut 

To put one's finger (any gender or lack thereof) or penis/male genitalia into a merpersons sexual orifice/s.

Yea, we met at this dope club unda da sea, had a couple clamshell cocktails and the next thing you know- I had to poke the coconut!

Poke the coconut by Massivetrauma November 8, 2018

Poke the critter 

Intercourse or female masturbation with a phallic object

Teenage boys spend a lot of time talking about how much they want to poke the critter

Poke the critter by Duke Dillon November 2, 2019

The Elote Poke 

When you pull out after anal and find corn on your cob.

After Thanksgiving dinner Cletus pulled out of Betty and he had "The Elote Poke" on his cock and Betty ate the corn off.

The Elote Poke by 2eraz December 29, 2021

Poke the Bear 

To attempt sexual intercourse with your female partner during PMT.

She's grumpy but also sexy so I'll try to poke the bear.

Poke the Bear by ∪･ｪ･∪ May 24, 2018

hey poke the dead guy 

what most people would say in the instance of finding some one of undetermined identity deceased and lying in a field.

first kid "whoa guys look what i found"
second kid "hey poke the dead guy"
dead guy"..............."

hey poke the dead guy by crack addict July 3, 2003

poke the chicken 

having sex with a woman you are poking the chicken,ask someone the question did you poke the chicken,then with one hand put your first finger back and forth through a hole you've made with your other hand

i poked it like there was no tomorrow

"poke the chicken"

poke the chicken by shaftus April 1, 2009

poke the bunny

The smoking of weed in a nonsensical manner

Jen: yo, Phyllis you wanna poke the bunny?
Phyllis: sure bro!

poke the bunny by Pong the bigoted clown October 19, 2015