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The Ugly Duckling

This one becomes a goose, not a swan. Forever a mockery of reality.

This is a special definition for a humanities teacher who I call a counter-intuitive bastard who thinks she’s a fucking dictator. She’d pair well with Mr. UnClean. Together, they could rule Auschwitz in harmony and perfect duality. 🖕🏼❤️🖕🏼
“Shit. We have The Ugly Duckling for a teacher this year. Welp, Imma hang myself.”
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The Ugly Duckling Effect 

When a friend of yours gets a girlfriend or boyfriend and they update their relationship on facebook, you click on their name to see what they look like and they are always the ugliest person in the group photo.
"Dude, Fred got a new girlfriend!"-Kyle
"Dude, let me see!" -Frank
"Oh, god nevermind, The ugly duckling effect strikes again." -Kule
The Ugly Duckling Effect by GRMCE August 14, 2012

the ugly baby 

It's Yugioh!
the ugly baby by Shawn B. October 28, 2003

the ugly baby 

whaddya you think it is einstien!?
the ugly baby by Evil Tim August 1, 2003

The Ugly friend 

The forever second choice. Usually found with a hot friend who gets hit on all the time.

Socially awkward/ insecure/depressed/ just dgaf
Makes hot friend look better
Jenna gets all the guys and Stella will always be just the ugly friend.
The Ugly friend by JennaSmith March 1, 2023

The Ugly Sticks 

The Ugly Sticks got smashed in fantasy football! They suck a golf ball through a garden hose!
The Ugly Sticks by Morgasm061779 November 27, 2023

The ugly sticks 

A sorry excuse for a fantasy football team that came up short in the championship.
I beat the brakes off of the ugly sticks to win the fantasy football championship!
The ugly sticks by Morgasm061779 December 2, 2023