damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth 

A phrase you utter when someone shows you that they've waxed their pussy.

"Damn! I done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth."

damn! i done heard of trimming the hedges, but you done scorched the earth by I ain't tellin you NoTHIN'! July 23, 2006

Trimming the brisket 

Verb: masturbate

Ryan, where you been?
Dude, I’ve been trimming the brisket.

I’m bored. I guess I’ll trim the brisket.

Trimming the brisket by Kayteebug May 31, 2019

beaver trimming the wood 

a really toothy blowjob

"Last night my gf was like a beaver trimming the wood. I can still see the marks on my dick!"

beaver trimming the wood by badmetaphors November 24, 2013

triming the backyard 

The act of shaving ones anal area

Damn bro, I clipped a hemi today triming the backyard

triming the backyard by cj harp March 12, 2016

Trimming the lavender 

When a lady trims another lady's front garden.

She was up all night trimming the lavender.

Trimming the lavender by Jimjamaroo July 21, 2019

Trimming the bush 

When you shave your balls with a chainsaw

John-Damn I almost cut my nut off
Carl- How?
John- I was trimming the bush

Trimming the bush by anonymous December 8, 2024

Trimming the Herbs

A Super Mario Maker level created by Ahoyo in 2017. It was eventually discovered that the creator used a TAS bot to upload the level, but that didn't stop someone named Sanyx91smm2 from beating the level on April 5, 2024, just three days before the Wii U and 3DS servers shut down on the 8th.

Sanyx91smm2: Let's go I beat Trimming the Herbs!

Trimming the Herbs by GoGo_Gadget March 2, 2026