Stroking the Salami 

When guys masterbate.

Adam has been in the bathroom for over an hour stroking the salami.

Stroking the Salami by STROW-kihn Da Sah-LAWM-mee May 9, 2003

Find the saltine 

A game mad famous on the popular T.V. show scrubs. The game is played by one person placing a saltine within view somewhere on their person and challenging others to spot it.

A typical game of Find the saltine
Janitor "takes saltine from turk's shirt"

Turk "do you play?"

Janitor "takes saltine from own shirt"

Find the saltine by honkyhater69 November 27, 2011

Dressing the Salad 

When a gentleman is shagging a woman with an unshaven private area, upon reaching ejaculation, he screams RAAAANNNCCCHHHH (pulls out) DRESSINNNNGGG!!!!! and ejaculates all over her pubic hair.

And this ladies and gents, is dressing the salad.

That bitch was hairy so i dressed her salad. I had fun Dressing the Salad
RRRRAAANNNNNNCHHHHHH DRRRREEESSSSIIINNNNGGGGG

Dressing the Salad by Frenchy (kiki), english wanka April 18, 2010

the soup is cold and the salad is hot 

A meme with multiple layers. The original dialogue is from the Sonic Boom cartoon. In the show, Dr. Eggman complains that his soup is cold and his salad is hot, then exclaims "How is that even possible!?". People soon found that the dialogue fits with the song "Red Sun" from Metal Gear Rising Revengence. They replaced the line "When the wind is low, and the fire is hot," with "The soup is cold, and the salad is hot!".

Eggman: The soup is cold and the salad is hot! How is that even possible!?

"When the soup is cold, and the salad is hot, the vulture waits to see what rots."

the soup is cold and the salad is hot by Chess_The_Mut October 16, 2022

the salty rusticus

A Salty Rusticus is to have your old lady eat a can of cream corn then eat out her arse hole 24 hrs later.
Then drink an export to wash out your mouth

jim gave his wife the salty rusticus for their anniversary.

the salty rusticus by Cool-murda November 6, 2017

got the salt 

Better then the juice. Better then the sauce. Basically when Salt Bae blesses you with the seasoning.

Damn Traig you really got the salt with that new cut and fit.

got the salt by Logangpena July 10, 2018

when the salamander shits 

A company in San Marcos, Texas, home of the San Marcos River and the endangered Blind Salamander, has a salamander in a clear river as a in logo. When all accounts are paid the company pays for drinks and steaks at local restaurant. A reference of the WWII phrase "when the eagle shits which refers to the US government pay day"

Hey everybody when the salamander shits it's time for drinks and steak night Tuesday at the restaurant

when the salamander shits by Clear River May 23, 2022