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The Pirate's Dilemma 

When one obtains booty, realizes he/she no longer wants it, and throws it into the ocean.
Guy 1: Dude, how was your night last night?
Guy 2: Well, I found the treasure chest and almost looted it all, but today she just won't stop texting me. At this point I'm ready to throw her into the ocean.
Guy 1: Damn, the Pirate's Dilemma...

The Pirate Sal 

When your on a sail boat and recurve a blowjob buy a girl with a wooden leg and a golden tooth. Right as your about to finish your dick gets blown off by a cannon ball.
Oh shit I just did the pirate sal.
The Pirate Sal by johnnyjrockets September 6, 2021

The Pirate Bay 

The best website on the internet, which lets you download basically everything, including movies, music etc.
urban dictionary fuckingly forces me to write an example that includes the word so ill just go: the pirate bay
The Pirate Bay by FishyFrog August 12, 2023

The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem 

The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."

foxy the pirate

An animatronic character in the game series "Five Nights At Freddy's" or FNAF for short, he appears in FNAF 1, as a normal, but run down animatronic, on FNAF2, as a discommitioned animatronic, and in FNAF3, he appears as a chared/burnt phantom version, but in a far worse state than in the 2nd game, it is unknown whether he will appear in the upcoming fnaf4 game, due to Scott Cawthon showing teaser images of the main animatronics, (Freddy fazbear, bonnie the bunny, and chica the chicken) he has the fandom on edge hoping that their favorite animatronic (foxy) will be in the game, I guess we will all have to wait until October 31st!
Foxy the pirate fox just scared me when he ran down the hall!!

Foxy the Pirate Fox 

An animatronic from the horror game Five Nights at Freddy's. He is a fox that is a pirate.
Foxy the Pirate Fox killed me in Five Nights at Freddy's.
Foxy the Pirate Fox by dpittre24 November 22, 2014