tickle the pickle

When you toss your long term Christian boyfriend off , you do this until he crys for god

"Last night charlie was screaming for god after I tickle the pickle so good"

tickle the pickle by Pickletickled November 24, 2016

parker the pickle 

A weird pickle with eyes and rules a city

Oh no Parker the Pickle took over our town! He's now king!!

parker the pickle by Clap and a half October 3, 2017

Tickling the pickle 

1. Another word for wanking. For all you dumbasses that don't know, that's when you get off by yourself (Y).

2. When you tickle a pickle. obviously :)

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Tickling the pickle by Katy, Cat and Charlotte November 3, 2008

that's the way the pickle squirts 

An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.

"Aw man, I just got a D on my math test.." "That's the way the pickle squirts dude."

that's the way the pickle squirts by Erika June 1, 2004

quite the pickle 

a way to describe a situation you'd rather not be in

dude: bro r u still dating Stacy?
dude 2: yeah bro, she's wack as fuck
dude: yeah i mean that sucks but I'll still bang
dude 2: naw bro miss me with that gay shit
dude: well now we're in quite the pickle

quite the pickle by iloveurmomandshelovesme.hi,son February 15, 2019

paint the pickle 

For a male to have a female or another male lick his penis up and down as if he or she were painting something really long with their tongue.

Tom asked Fred to paint the pickle last night in bed.

paint the pickle by sunshineyy June 30, 2008

find the pickle 

a game that we play in joes back bedroom in the bed

me and my budies wer plaing find the pickle last night

find the pickle by jo102 May 10, 2006