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The mange 

Australian slang term for sickness
“You gave me the mange!”
Sorry mate

tickle the midget 

An alternative term for male masturbation, or any manual stimulation of the penis.
Women's beach volley ball always makes me want to "tickle the midget."
tickle the midget by Matanoel October 31, 2013

pimpin' the midget 

Pimpin' the midget. Sorry, I'm pimping the midget I'll be there shortly.
pimpin' the midget by HumorU2 February 27, 2015

Spank the Midget 

An act that marks the beginning of the end of a once successful career. Inspired by the artist, Miley Cyrus, when she brought midget back-up dancers on stage only to spank their tiny heinies.

Similar to the phrase, "Jump the Shark," coined when the character Fonzie water-skied over a shark in the hit show, "Happy Days." This episode was the epitome of a show losing ratings and resorting to desperate acts to raise view counts.
Britney Spears is going to spank the midget by going to Vegas.
Spank the Midget by Jiggle Monkey September 22, 2013

joy the midget freak 

a person who is small in stature and mind. A ' Joy the midget freak' is often a loner, someone who doesn't intergrate well with other living beings. Someone who always think they are right, but very rarely are.

Generally a oxygen theif not liked by others.
Oh my god look at your gunger hair your such a joy the midget freak
joy the midget freak by vag4life January 6, 2008

Secret of the Mangekyou Sharingan 

also known as to smoke marijuana
"Hey Jarred, do you want to stop my place to help me reveal the Secret of the Mangekyou Sharingan?"