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The Dirty Jay!

When someone has the worst case of blue balls, that they spontaneously ejaculate on there keyboard whilst in voice chat with people, hence The Dirty Jay.
flea: "omg did you hear that Kevin did The Dirty Jay! on Discord last night?"
The Dirty Jay! by Taylerlautni January 17, 2017

jay the rat freak out 

When one pulls down his pants and commits lude sexual pleasurement in the presents of others.
Did that guy just have a jay the rat freak out?

jay the gay 

Gayiest of the gay. Power to manhandle any dick size with an extreme passion. Ability to seize any cum at sight.
Jay the gay, King of the cum , conquerer of cocks
jay the gay by Casablanca Poker September 14, 2017

The Steven JAY 

When a person takes a shit while banging a dirty dark vagina in on hand and tries to catch the hot happy logs before it hits the toilet water and gives the magic cold, dirty (yet refreshing) blast of recycled pee.
The Steven JAY by VegetaLove October 22, 2010

Jay the boomer

A specific male species who wears women's zip up pants and thinks that he is quirky. He has no idea his girlfriend is his biggest stan, because he did not know what stan meant until yesterday. He thinks weather stations are the coolest invention on the planet even cooler than his bigger and better phone which is neither of those, but at least better than the one he drowned in Balaton. He has been called old more times than he has showed up anywhere on time and his beard and extroverted personality make him a professional creep. He drinks more beer and eats more food than the population of Australia, where he possibly came out of the womb with thongs already on his feet. He is a cheapskate at heart, but makes exceptions when it comes to The North Face, which he wears 24/7 including on a sailing boat, which he uses as a flex of his captain skills. His memory is worse than his dad jokes, which cause his girlfriend to shake her head. He will not remember this entry in 50 years but at least his girlfriend had a good time ditching her TOK work to write this for him.
Despite being Jay the boomer his girlfriend loves him endlessly and cannot wait to be bullied for this crime.
Jay the boomer by crikeycrackhead November 22, 2021

Ms Jay the BBSs teacher 

She is an ugly nigger. That monkey can be smelled from a mile away.She is so black and smelly as she haven’t bathed for centuries
Person 1: Is that Ms Jay the BBSs teacher?
Person 2: Yes, that dirty fuck