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the honor code

Something every Haverford guy knows about
Good luck in the test and don't forget the honor code
the honor code by Alge_bra October 8, 2018

The Male Code 

Defined by Jerry Seinfeld, in the episode "The Stranded": "All plans between men are tentative. If one man should suddenly have an opportunity to pursue a woman, it's like these two guys never met each other ever in life."
Elaine: Oh great, oh, this is great. How could you let him take the car?
Jerry: There's nothing I could do, it's part of Code.

Monologue:…This is the male code. And it doesn't matter how important the arrangements are, I mean, most of the time when they scrub a space shuttle mission it's because one of the astronauts met someone on his way to the launch pad. They hold that countdown. He's leaning against the rocket talking to her, "So listen, when I get back what do you say we get together for some Tang?"
The Male Code by Ulmanor January 1, 2012

The Bro Code 

A series of rules that a fellow Bro must abide to unless given permission of the other bro. Rules that determine the on going bro code between you bro's, the handbook to a bro life.
The Bro Code:
Article 2.4 Bro's before Hoes
Article 4.9 One bro must never leave another bro behind
Article 1.4 A bro shall never have any relation with the other bro's ex girlfriend in no situation and no matter in what mental/phyisical state (only if the relationship was over 3 months (e.g., sex, kiss, dancing/grinding)

Article 3.3 A Bro should be able, at any time, to recite the following reigning champions: Super Bowl, World Series, and Playmate of the Year
Aricle 6.1 A Bro shall not sleep with another Bro's sister. However, a Bro shall not get angry if another Bro says, "Dude, your sisters hot!"
The Bro Code by The Bro's March 18, 2013

The Jedi Code 

There is no emotion; there is peace.
There is no ignorance; there is knowledge.
There is no passion; there is serenity.
There is no death; there is the Force.
The Jedi must follow the Jedi Code to maintain a path of light
The Jedi Code by Juswi Husai June 6, 2005

The girl code 

A bunch of female friends who will never betray (annoy,anger,backstab ect.) one another.
The girl code is not so confusing once you actually have female friends, you sad fucking loner.
1.You can't do that! We have to stick to the girl code!
2.Well, That's the girl code.

the pimp code 

The Pimp Code when you want tell a friend about a hot chick. what you do is, using the clock method, tell them where they are. Then use 1,2,3 and 4.

1- they are hot looking.
2- they have nice big tits.
3- they have an amazing ass.
4- they have gorgeous legs.

so when you use the code, you tell them where they are, using the time, and then using 1,2,3,4 to describe them.

this is perfect for those times when you dont want them to know that your talking about them!
Using The Pimp Code
there is a chick behind you, and shes super hot and got nice tits

"dude 6 o clock, 1 and 2"