You Ain't the Boss of Me! 

It is what bad-ass rebels say to an authority figure when they tell them to do something. God, you guys are so cool. I hate you.

Mrs. Klingensmith: Now Nick, don't smoke pot behind church that's very disrespectful.

Nick, the bad-ass: You ain't the boss of me!

Mrs. Klingensmith: Give me the joint, bitch!

You Ain't the Boss of Me! by Ivana Yamama May 2, 2009

who's the boss 

when a male is ready to ejaculate while doin it doggie style, he asks,"who's the boss?" Thereafter he gives his bitch a donkey punch and says,"tony fuckin danza!"

male: ah.ahh.who's the boss?
female: huh?
male: <punch>tony fucking danza!

who's the boss by dubdub December 10, 2003

the boss

Laughable nickname for Bruce Springsteen, the most overrated musician in all of history, recorded and unrecorded.

The boss's music sounds just like elevator music, except the lyrics aren't as well thought out and the rythms are weaker. That's saying something.

the boss by mrdny December 1, 2006

The Boss We 

Much like The Spousal We.... meaning "You". Your Boss would use this when he/she has an undesirable task to assign, but doesn't want to appear unpopular by telling you to do it.

The Boss We: "Hmm, the system is down but these budget reports must get out by tomorrow. What we need to do is work all night and crunch numbers by hand. Too bad I can't stay and help, see you in the morning."

The Boss We by Avenger94 February 23, 2009

The Boston Press

The act of pressing your bare butt cheeks against the inside of a car window while traveling down the road catching unsuspecting drivers off guard.

As we passed the family in the blue sedan, Parker pulled down his trousers and gave them The Boston Press.

The Boston Press by Mogob Knuckle-Dragger December 16, 2009

The Boston Citizen 

The act of taking a fistful of cold, uncooked clam chowder and cramming it into an anus or a vagina. Typically, it is followed by eating the chowder with a spoon after it has warmed up in the orifice. Cases of the Boston Citizen have gone unconfirmed, though doctored images of newspapers circulated around the internet in the late 2000s.

"In 2009, there was a rumor in Dorchester, a neighborhood in Boston, that said a man killed his girlfriend by fisting her with clam chowder. She was missing for twenty four hours and was found eating it with a spoon. The newspaper was titled 'The Boston Citizen'."

The Boston Citizen by Skanago:g August 31, 2018

Looking for the Boston Market 

What a person tells a cop when caught masterbating in the parking lot with Vaseline on the console

Sorry officer I was looking for the boston market

Looking for the Boston Market by Jerz26 January 17, 2014