Electronics Technician 

An evolved form of an electrician this person has hyper intelligence and is imbued with advanced knowledge of all things electrical/electronic. Not only are these advanced beings intelligent and skilled, legend has it they are so beautiful that if a mere mortal catches a glimpse they will be blinded and defecate.

Other well known electronics technicians are Luke Skywalker, Tony Stark and Jesus.

I met an electronics technician today and I soiled my underpants

Electronics Technician by exponential I.Q. June 11, 2016

I.T. Technician 

A Person who can use google better than most of the people.

I think i need to call I.T. Technician to fix it for me

I.T. Technician by Vyssias November 22, 2017

Petroleum Transfer Technician 

Service station attendent.
'Full Service' gas station attendant.
The guy that pumps gas into your car.

Gary works at the gas station and aspires to be a petroleum transfer technician.

Petroleum Transfer Technician by SASniper January 31, 2006

Certified Cock Technician 

A very experienced female that knows her way around the male penis and able to take her partner to ejaculation at will. Often very good with her blowjobs, being able to deepthroat and pay attention to the balls while having exceptional tongue skills. A certified Cock Technician's only goal is servicing and pleasuring her partner's cock with an expertise matched by very few. This coveted certification is tough to earn and those lucky few labeled shall be extremely experienced, filthy, and well tested.

Man, I pulled Mary from the bar last night. Wow! Let me tell you, she is certified cock technician!

Certified Cock Technician by JD100 February 26, 2010

Substance Abuse Technician 

Drug addict

Steven went back to Rehab due to his profession as a substance abuse technician

Substance Abuse Technician by Craig888 September 28, 2019

Power line technician 

Closest thing to God, without electricity you have nothing. A combination of lineman and cablemen, the PLT will fix any electrical problem , can diagnose sicknesses, perform surgeries, fly planes and correct engineers work. Mostly outdoorsy , they can make fire with sticks. Working off of little to no sleep ,one could say that the PLT doesn't go to bed, they just wake up.

Oh shit the power went out how Will the surgeon save this persons life?
Bitch please! There's A Power line technician on the way !

Power line technician by Johnny widmore December 24, 2020

Flume Technician 

A very important, under-rated job. In a nut shell, it is a nutshell... Being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (MacGyver style).

It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.

Jenn: What does Phil do all day? He always looks so busy but I never see him working.
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes

Flume Technician by Thom Krüse April 17, 2009