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Tangled Web of Lies 

When multiple people continuously lie to each other forming s state of such confusion that you forget where you are, what you drank, and who is in the bed next to you. This "web of lies" will not be sorted out until a kid with Pokemon cards tells you the real truth, which burns like Moonshine going down your throat.
"Dude, what is up with this tangled web of lies?"
"I don't know... where's that chubby kid with the Squirtle Pokemon card?"
Related Words
Tangoed
/tang, oh’d/
Verb

1) put an end to or cause the failure or defeat of, crime.

2) Past tense of Trooper Tango, where one would “Tangle with the Tango” and was subsequently arrested or killed.

Synonym
1) Arrested
2) Killed
3) Defeated
4) Humiliated
5) to fail
“Oh snap, that thief just got Tangoed”

“That dude better run, he’s about the get Tangoed”

Person 1: “what happened here?”

Person 2: “oh, she got Tangoed”
Tangoed by TT_4realz January 5, 2021
to be owned by an orange girl or someone who over uses fake tan, usually cheap fake tan
often hangs around on the outskirts of a 'cool group' but is never wanted by them
usually someone who is also a slag
muchly associated to orangutans because of phisical resemblance.
'haha mate u got so tangoed'
'did u hear wot hannah sed to you, u got tangoed mate'

tangled slinky 

Can be found as a card in Cards Against Humanity. Better know as James Bonds crotch when he is old.
Before I kill you James Bond, I must see your tangled slinky.
tangled slinky by stogination October 15, 2013
Being coerced against your better judgment into wearing a neon tutu and nothing else.
John sure gets tanged a lot, I think he kinda likes it.

Man I heard John is getting tanged in Hong Kong next weekend.

Eeeeeew wierd, I just walked in on John getting tanged on Marcus' leopard skin bed spread.
Tanged by remrem March 19, 2009

Tangiered 

To be hustled out of a lot of money only to be followed by getting a mean case of the shits, much like what happens in Tangiers.
Dude, I just got tangiered and now I don´t have enough money for antidiahreals
Tangiered by The real dirp August 17, 2009