take care of the bunnies 

To make one's genitals more photogenic.

The Model had to go take care of the bunnies before posing in the nude.

take care of the bunnies by robot1357 January 1, 2010

take care of business

when your gal not too tidy below the belt line.

Bill: Hey honey, how about a good soak in the tub ?

Julie: No I'm all good, been sitting on a heated car seat all the way home after a long day's work.

Bill: Catch you tomorrow then when you take care of business.

take care of business by cut the cards November 26, 2022

Take care of head 

To take care of head is to literally "take care" of your own personal head, specifically by usage of drugs.

Originally used in 1980 by the band The Toyes in the song Smoke Two Joints, the phrase became mainstream popularized when Sublime covered it in their album 40 Oz. to Heaven 16 years later.

"Hard work good, hard work fine, but first take care of head"
- The Toyes / Sublime, "Smoke Two Joints"

Take care of head by discorobot August 7, 2007

Take Care of Business

Masturbation primarily for maintenance and not necessarily for self gratification. Without it, one may not think clearly, act rationally, or make the best decisions around the opposite sex.

Much like clearing bats out of the belfry.

Brian: I screwed up last night with Karen. I was off my game.

Simon: 'Cause you weren't thinking dude, all you wanted was to get laid.

Brian: Huh. Really?

Simon: Next time, take care of business before seeing Karen.

Take Care of Business by MuffyDev August 7, 2010

take care of a few things at home

It usually means you don't want to go and do something, but alternatively it can also means you have the shits and you're too embarrassed/professional to say it.

Hey boss, I'm going to work remote today. I have to take care of a few things at home.

take care of a few things at home by coconuthead99 September 12, 2014

take care of the furry gentleman 

Abusing one's self sexually.

The other night at the bar I couldn't get anyone to come home with me so I decided to go home and take care of the furry gentleman.

take care of the furry gentleman by Mike Sosa February 7, 2006

Take care of home 

What a man says when he acts like he really be doing everything by going to work and paying a bill or two but actually don't take care of a damn thing at home including his woman, fixing shit, yard work or chores. He actually don't take care of home at all. He just feels that way.

Why u trippin?? I take care of home don't I???

Take care of home by Fakeainthere September 21, 2018