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stalinist purge 

A complete and utter eradication of undesirable contents
I just finished a stalinist purge of my facebook friends and exiled the shitty ones to myspace.
stalinist purge by clusterphobic September 11, 2011

Broseph Stalin 

1. Many people know Joseph Stalin as a harsh and cruel dictator, but his closest friends (Bros) knew him differently. Recent photographs show Joseph Stalin sporting a bright red polo (a novelty at the time) double fisting 2 nattys watching two of his primo bitches wrestle for his attention. A voice recording shows Stalin calling the cold war "chill as fuck" and and even going as far as stating "shit I would lax if it wasn't so damn cold outside"
2. Someone who appears completely unchill and unbro, but takes on the full bro persona in the presence of other bros.
Man Sully's a real Broseph Stalin at work, but when the bros come over, the fists start pumping.
Broseph Stalin by Broseph Staln November 22, 2010

Whatsapp stalking

To stalk someone by constantly checking their whatsapp timestamp.
Dude she never replied to my whatsapp . I checked and she was online a few mins ago.

Bro get a life ..stop whatsapp stalking the biatch!
Whatsapp stalking by Cuckoldfob September 12, 2015

killing stalking

mentally destructing masterpiece written and illustrated by koogi. if you simp for sangwoo or yoonbum please seek help.
person 1: are you ok?
person 2: no, i read killing stalking
killing stalking by Cha '^' September 24, 2021

Gang Stalking Methods 

Brighting, high beaming a target. Mobbing/Crowding a target by swarming them in public. Directed Conversations, conversations strangers have in public relating to the target's personal life. Entrapment, setting the target up on criminal charges. Illegal Entry into the target’s home or car. Illegal Audio/Visual Surveillance/ Bugging of target. Isolation, isolating the target from friends, family, etc., by spreading lies and rumors. Mail and Email Tampering. Mimicking, copying the target’s daily routine by throwing out the garbage at the same time or using the water or bathroom in an adjacent apartment at the same time. Noise Campaigns, slamming doors, loud stereos, car alarms going off in tandem, using power tools at late hours. Psychological Sensitization/Anchoring, getting the target sensitive to everyday stimuli like colors or everyday actions such as following the target in bright red clothing and/or swarming the target’s vehicle with red vehicles continuously until the target develops a phobia to the color red. Slander Campaigns, spreading lies and rumors about the target such as they are a drug dealer, pedophile, etc. Sleep Deprivation, timing noise campaigns at the time the target normally sleeps. Telephone Re-Directs/Wrong Numbers. Theft, stealing from a target. Moving Foot and Vehicular Surveillance Techniques, following the target wherever they go, tracking the target using GPS. Vandalism, breaking windows, slashing tires, dumping garbage on a target’s lawn.
gang stalking methods, gang stalking techniques
Gang Stalking Methods by Peacefrog71 November 21, 2011

staying sober- so you dont have to!

Nice term to describe anyone designated or willing to stay sober at events involving alcoholic consumption. Basically, a nice way of saying, "don't worry my friend, I'm staying sober- so you don't have to! Which means I'll be there at the end of the evening to question that 'date' you picked up, drive you home, and provide adequate support for you're drunken heap of a body... well go on then, get drinking!"
Joseph: Hey, you having a drink?
Joe: Nope, I'm staying sober- so you dont have to!
Joseph: okay- You just volunteered to pay... bitch!